Bad fic! Argh! Argh, argh!

[foxmonkey]

How do you guys do it? I can't read bad!fic, I just can't do it. It makes me crazy; I just want to hit somebody. Jeebus, they've tried to kiss about 20 times now, and they've been interrupted every. single. time. And it's just the third friggin' chapter! Arrrrggggggghhhhh!!!!

Does he love me? He says he does, but I'm sure he doesn't mean it! I kissed him and OH GOD, he's been standing there motionless and speechless for ten minutes so now I'll run out of the room because I know he hates me! I'm going to hide for weeks lest he see my tears and be disgusted by my shameless display of emotion!

Hit me in the head with a 2x4, please. Thanks.

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[pierson.livejournal.com]

>>>Does he love me? He says he does, but I'm sure he doesn't mean it! I kissed him and OH GOD, he's been standing there motionless and speechless for ten minutes so now I'll run out of the room because I know he hates me! I'm going to hide for weeks lest he see my tears and be disgusted by my shameless display of emotion!<<<


Well, damn. You just gave away the plot to my story, a 3947569847638726239874 page epic with 987 chapters in which little Juju and JC (or Jim and Blair or Lex and Clark or Jack and Daniel or Duncan and Methos or any other slash pairing) pledge Eternal!Love! like for, Forever and Ever. I'm weeping now, because my Life's Blood is in this epic, and I know No One Else can ever tell the story with the same Throbbing Intensity I can. I can Never write again!

Heh.

I love badfic. Kim [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] always teases me about it, but really, I love it. It's very addicting, no matter what the fandom, and I've read in dozens. Throw in a few "blue orbs shimmering with tears," and I'm there, baby. :-)

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Well, damn. You just gave away the plot to my story, a 3947569847638726239874 page epic with 987 chapters

Bwahahaha! And see, the best part is that you can do a word search, change the names and eye color (and sex!), and *voila*! A story for every fandom you're in. ;-)

You *will* write again! You must! ::sob:: And now I run out of the room lest you see my tears!