Think it's because we're so awesome?

Watching the Oscars (pre-show!) for the first time in a hundred years...and I'm reminded why I stopped watching.

It's kind of the way the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade was ruined, for me anyway, with all the performances and dancing and singing and crap. I just want to see a parade! Well, same here. I want to see people walking down the red carpet, dammit, I don't need all this standing around talking in a set up area. And is it me, or do these interviewers not seem like they know what they're doing? Tried to watch the TV Guide show where people actually were walking down the carpet, but it was just too painful to watch. I'm very sad.

Oooh! Jennifer Lopez looks gorgeous in that dress, but I'm not sure about the makeup.

Sarah Jessica Parker...not sure about that Chanel dress, but I LOVE her hair, very 1960s kind of Jean Shrimpton, Barbara Streisand looking, I believe.

Loving Cameron Diaz's hair and makeup, verra nice.

Oh my God, Whoopee Goldberg did a Poise commercial. ::cries::