Oh, puh-leeeeeeze.

[foxmonkey]

Arggggggh!

The LJ popstars fake!JC, fake!Chris and fake!Lance are seriously aggravating me, here. When I read fake!JC's latest entry, I just *knew* something irritating was about to happen, and voila! it did. Grrrr! I shall now stop reading until some kind person on my friends list tells me that LJ fake!JC, fake!Chris and fake!Lance are back together and happy and the current madness has passed. I was seriously enjoying it, too.

:-(

So, that whacked out herb book I bought? Here's the title, should anyone want to look it up:

Healing with Herbs A-Z, by Hanna Kroeger

A blurb from the inside of the book: This book is not intended as a substitute for proper medical care.

It then goes on to disclaim liability, etc. incurred as a result of use or application of the contents of the book. That said, I'm disclaiming my ass too, here.

I'll start with one of the safer remedies:

Anorexia Nervosa (refusal to eat, causing severe weight loss):
Possible zinc deficiency. Home remedies: Good sources of zinc are lean meat, poultry, fish, shellfish, oatmeal, whole wheat bread, peas, lima beans, egg yolks, brewer's yeast, wheat germ, milk, and yogurt. Cloves help to stimulate the appetite, making it easier to recover. Rub your earlobes several times a day.

Who'd a thunk it; the cure for anorexia is...food! On a more humorous note...

Anus, biting:
Home remedies: Peony (Paeonia officinalis) tea


My first question, of course, is what the hell is "biting anus"? If anyone out there knows what this is, please do enlighten me.

Comments

[between-names.livejournal.com]

::shakes fist in poser!JC's general direction::

What's he doing putting BOBBIE in their bed? That's just nuts.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

It makes absolutely *no* sense to me. None. And LJ!Lance's fury certainly doesn't bode well.

Waaah! This is ridiculousness to the extreme!

And I'll probably surf right on over there right after I finish this comment. ;-P

[happypen.livejournal.com]

My first question, of course, is what the hell is "biting anus"? If anyone out there knows what this is, please do enlighten me.

*laughing so hard I'm snorting* Oh my god, Woman! Warn a girl next time. It's dangerous to laugh that hard while holding hot coffee!

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it! I bought it because I thought I'd find something useful for broken bones (hubs is recovering from a broken leg). I started leafing through the book when I got it home and just about howled with laughter when I saw "Anus, biting" listed.

[scot-ty.livejournal.com]

Come on! I didn't see the comma at first and thought it was "Anus biting". There's a story in there somewhere, but I'm not writing it. There's probably some other things too, but we probably need a bottle of witch hazel to go there.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Well, I was going to save it for another entry, but it dovetails so nicely with your comment that I'll spring this one early:

Anus, painful
Home remedy: Ginger tea, 1/2 cup three times a day.


See? No witch hazel needed. Bwahahahahaha!

Ugh!

[mandaspeaks.livejournal.com]

Fox, I know.

Fake!JC, Fake!Lance, and Fake!Chris just need to admit their undying love to one another.

Bobbie just makes everything...icky.

ugh.

Re: Ugh!

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

I want to shake them and tell them to just make it an official threesome and be happy about it already.

Bobbie. Jesus. And fake!Lance and fake!Chris aren't even together? Argh! Much with the hating!

[shaggyncurly.livejournal.com]

Anus, biting:
Home remedies: Peony (Paeonia officinalis) tea

Yeah, when I first read that I thought it was "Anus biting", too. [adjusts dunce cap]

Hmmmm, here?