Uh...New Moon.

[foxmonkey]

OH MY GOD, KILL ME NOW. Seriously, people, I don't know if I can take another two books worth of this stuff. Well, more like 2 4/5, because 122 pages into 'New Moon', I'm ready to spork my eyes out.

::gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, throwing of books against the nearest wall::

Comments

[timberho.livejournal.com]

My favorite paragraph from the entire Twilight Series is in New Moon towards the end. It's a hard read after Edward leaves. You really could skip until Alice shows up.

Eclipse is the best book out of all four of them. I've already told you to beware of Breaking Dawn.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

I've already told you to beware of Breaking Dawn.

ROFL! Okay, I just got a flash of you all wispy and ghost-like, like Edward in the movies when he's trying to warn Bella away from danger.

::wispy Vicki appears, all floaty and wispy-like in Fox's bedroom::

"I've already told you to beware of Breaking Dawn..."

::wispy Vicki starts to fade out, fades back in to glare menancingly at Fox, then fades out and disappears::

[timberho.livejournal.com]

LMAO!