Uh...New Moon.

[foxmonkey]

OH MY GOD, KILL ME NOW. Seriously, people, I don't know if I can take another two books worth of this stuff. Well, more like 2 4/5, because 122 pages into 'New Moon', I'm ready to spork my eyes out.

::gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, throwing of books against the nearest wall::

Comments

[3-jane.livejournal.com]

Wait until you get to Eclipse! :DDDDD (BTW, as long as you're getting this far, you really need to read the leaked copy of Breaking Dawn, which is Edward retelling Twilight. (No lie, it is even worse. So, ah, if you need a copy, let me know and I'll set you up.)

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Wait until you get to Eclipse! :DDDDD

HAHAHAHAHA, you say that like I'm actually going to get that far in the series, and I'm thinking, Oh, hellz no! Also, I'm pretty much in awe of sparkle!Edward in your text there. ;-)

(BTW, as long as you're getting this far, you really need to read the leaked copy of Breaking Dawn, which is Edward retelling Twilight. (No lie, it is even worse. So, ah, if you need a copy, let me know and I'll set you up.)

Many, many ROFLs there, woman. Uh...no. A friend of mine hipped me to this one, and I say in a strong, clear voice, I REJECT, THEE, WRITINGS OF STEPHENIE MEYER, DAUGHTER OF SATAN. Seriously, I need an icon.

[joeysdramaqueen.livejournal.com]

Midnight Sun is the retelling of Twilight, Breaking Dawn is actually the 4th book. :)