Lyrics I freakin' love. #3

[foxmonkey]

I paid for my account, I can spam all I want to, right? Damn straight.

scot_ty called me a wimp for my last choice. You try to show the world your sensitive side, and you get called out for it! Let's slap somethin' nas-tay on the turntable, shall we?

When I heard the Chasez's "One Night Stand", I thought of this.



Gett Off
Prince

Club mix

How can I put this in a way so as not 2 offend or unnerve
But there's a rumor going all 'round that u ain't been gettin' served
They say that u ain't u know what in baby who knows how long?
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a one-night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - If u want 2 baby...here I am

I clocked the jizz from a friend of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said u told her a fantasy that got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot I knew that we could slide

Gett off - 23 positions in a one-night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - If u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

Gett off (Gett off)

1 ,2, 3. Naw, little cutie, I ain't drinkin', but scope this--
I was just thinking: u + me, what a ride--
If u was thinkin' the same we could continue outside
Lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter
Strip your dress down like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy
Lemme show u baby I'm a talented boy

Everybody grab a body pump it like u want somebody

Gett off (Gett off)

So here we, so here we, so here we are, here we are in my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? "Ribs"
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"

Ya gotta have a mother for me
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper

(Kick it)

(Gett off)

(Gett off)

How can I put this in a way so as not 2 offend or unnerve (Gett off)
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served (Gett off) They say that u ain't u know what in baby who knows how long (Gett off) It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong


Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am

Come on

Gett off (repeat)

Comments

[shaggyncurly.livejournal.com]

When I heard the Chasez's "One Night Stand", I thought of this.

Me too! particularly the "Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby" line. hee!

Funny, yet blush worthy and hot! Didn't Justin (or JC) quote that a while back, too? *g*

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Me too! particularly the "Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby" line. hee!


My absolute favorite line in the song. I'd pay big bucks to hear JC cover this one.

[scot-ty.livejournal.com]

Wimpy then skanky. Sounds like bi-polar syndrome to me.





Moooooooooooooooooo!with relish.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Wimpy then skanky. Sounds like bi-polar syndrome to me.

You are truly tiresome! I'm a wimpy skank, you didn't know that? Wait...maybe I'm a skanky wimp. Hmmm. I'll have to get back to you on that.

But!

I have nothing in between. And it's funny, I've been thinking lately (quelle surprise), and that's exactly me, reserved or giddy. I'm a two-speed in the land of Hummers, or something.

[scot-ty.livejournal.com]

Don't say hummer.

Oh. You meant the car.

Sorry.



Exit stage left.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Don't say hummer. Oh. You meant the car.

Hahahahahaha! Yeah, I knew you'd go there. And I'm the skank? I must protest, sir!