Bad fic! Argh! Argh, argh!

[foxmonkey]

How do you guys do it? I can't read bad!fic, I just can't do it. It makes me crazy; I just want to hit somebody. Jeebus, they've tried to kiss about 20 times now, and they've been interrupted every. single. time. And it's just the third friggin' chapter! Arrrrggggggghhhhh!!!!

Does he love me? He says he does, but I'm sure he doesn't mean it! I kissed him and OH GOD, he's been standing there motionless and speechless for ten minutes so now I'll run out of the room because I know he hates me! I'm going to hide for weeks lest he see my tears and be disgusted by my shameless display of emotion!

Hit me in the head with a 2x4, please. Thanks.

Comments

[ibythetide.livejournal.com]

Fox, I'm asking you to trust me when I tell you to finish the series. You HAVE to. Questions aren't answered, plot becomes even more tangled, descriptions continue to describe themselves. I love it!

Bad!fic, and it is bad!fic, is like a B movie or an annoying one hit wonder type song. You have to love it, encourage it, read it, so that one day it'll grow into something more. Or you know, you post and discuss with your friends.

so worth it, hon.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Fox, I'm asking you to trust me when I tell you to finish the series. You HAVE to.

Hear that whimpering? Yeah, that's me. ::whimper::


Questions aren't answered, plot becomes even more tangled, descriptions continue to describe themselves. I love it!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! *That* is priceless, and so very, very true, and one of the main reasons I ultimately had to stop reading. Oh my god, with the convolutedness of it all!

I've still got it. After I muster my courage I'll poke it with a stick, see if it's settled down any. Once the danger has passed, I might open the next chapter and have a look.

::cries::