Bad fic! Argh! Argh, argh!

[foxmonkey]

How do you guys do it? I can't read bad!fic, I just can't do it. It makes me crazy; I just want to hit somebody. Jeebus, they've tried to kiss about 20 times now, and they've been interrupted every. single. time. And it's just the third friggin' chapter! Arrrrggggggghhhhh!!!!

Does he love me? He says he does, but I'm sure he doesn't mean it! I kissed him and OH GOD, he's been standing there motionless and speechless for ten minutes so now I'll run out of the room because I know he hates me! I'm going to hide for weeks lest he see my tears and be disgusted by my shameless display of emotion!

Hit me in the head with a 2x4, please. Thanks.

Comments

[joielee.livejournal.com]

Oh, see, that's not what I consider bad!fic. Bad!fic is something short and so ridden with spelling and grammer mistakes that it's almost unintelligible. Something with a ridiculous plot and bad characterizations and usually with Justin crying. Something that takes two minutes to read and an hour to stop laughing. :)

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, see, that's not what I consider bad!fic. Bad!fic is something short and so ridden with spelling and grammer mistakes that it's almost unintelligible.

Bad!fic can also be longer than War and Peace and so stuffed with flowery prose that you need a machete and a chainsaw to get through it.


Something with a ridiculous plot and bad characterizations and usually with Justin crying.

Something with a ridiculous plot, bad characterization, and Justin crying. Oh, wait, you said all that. ;-)


Something that takes two minutes to read and an hour to stop laughing. :)

Something that takes hours to read and a day to get over the urge to pull your hair out...

[joielee.livejournal.com]

The long stuff? I consider bad fic, not bad!fic. There's a subtle difference. ;)