Uh...New Moon.

[foxmonkey]

OH MY GOD, KILL ME NOW. Seriously, people, I don't know if I can take another two books worth of this stuff. Well, more like 2 4/5, because 122 pages into 'New Moon', I'm ready to spork my eyes out.

::gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, throwing of books against the nearest wall::

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[topaz119.livejournal.com]

uh, they get worse? I mean, at some point I realized the words "grimly reading" applied to me. and then the end of the fourth book happened and... well, cleolinda has extensive thoughts on the subject that at least are funny. (also, spoilerific before you're done with the whole series.)

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

well, [info]cleolinda has extensive thoughts on the subject that at least are funny. (also, spoilerific before you're done with the whole series.)

Thanks for the tip! I accidentally spoiled myself on one thing the other day, something I was pretty sure would happen, so not too tragic. But! I'm going to have to think about this a bit more before I wander over to her LJ. Thanks, though!

[topaz119.livejournal.com]

I'd say that there's no way you could guess at the ending of the whole shebang, except that I know you've been in fandom for a long time and probably have read your share of badfic. So. Think of the most OTT vampire badfic you've ever read and kind of take it from there. It's... mesmerizing in that badfic way.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Think of the most OTT vampire badfic you've ever read and kind of take it from there. It's... mesmerizing in that badfic way.

ROFLMAO! See, that's the kind of thing that's making me extremely curious about spoiling myself, 'cuz I'm thinking what kind of surprise could this woman spring on me? Unless it's something like this:

Bella's secretly a werevamp from Venus and never knew and OH MY GOD, Edward is like totally her son! because Bella didn't know it but she was really born in 1604 (on Venus!) and crash landed on Earth and lived with Carlisle for a while and she might very well be Carlisle's grandmama but the test results were lost, and then...!

'Cause if it's something like that, then yeah, I'll totally be surprised. ;-)

Your description has me wanting to know how it ends. Hmmmmm. Blast you, woman! ::shakes fist::

[topaz119.livejournal.com]

Oh, hah--that gives entirely too much agency to Bella. It's more like the plot of a really bad Joshtin.