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foxmonkeyNon-spoilery comment: So, I watched the latest America's Best Dance Judge Crew and honestly, what the hell is Lil Mama's deal? It'd be nice if she concentrated on giving her own damn crit (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...yeah) instead of constantly reassuring the contestants that JC is wrong and everything they're doing is just fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Spoilery comment: JC nailed it when he said he couldn't figure out what the hell the crates had to do with basketball. Because, WOW, that routine was a complete mess. Lil Mama, of course, had to say that she loved the crates and thought they were fabulous. I think she *does* think the title of the show is America's Best Dance Judge and that she's it. What an incredibly silly cow she is.
Shane, the poor befuddled sweetie, holy bejeebus, someone needs to pass him some safety scissors and glitter because he's clearly on the wrong show. I know Wade done La Timberlake wrong and all that, but I'd KILL to have him on the judging panel. JC would probably seem like pushover in comparison.
Also, I can't believe Fysh-N-Chicks won AGAIN. What the hell?
In conclusion: In fanfic terms, Shane clearly hangs out at fanfiction.net and leaves squeeful comments no matter HOW awful the story is. Every now and then he'll admit a bit of confusion over a mangled sentence, but mostly he thinks all the stories are fabulous, and everyone deserves cake and cookies and hugs just for posting! No punctuation? Horrific grammar? Stop harshing his squee!
In fanfic terms, Lil Mama is the person who repeats (and sometimes blenderizes) comments of people who've left comments ahead of her. Every now and then she'll mix it up by saying, "Great story, but it could be better," without actually offering any advice on how this could be achieved. If she sees concrit in the comment above hers, she'll add an additional comment saying that [fill in the blank] totally worked for her, and the story was the best thing EVAR.
In fanfic terms, JC is the BNF that everyone wants to have beta their stuff, but they're terrified to approach. He'll tell you honestly what works and what doesn't -- if you're just there for fluffy hand-holding, you're wasting his time. If he's left a positive comment for your fic, you get all trembly and weak-kneed and squeeful because OMG, JC LOVED MY STORY! and then you have to email your friends to tell them about it because clearly, JC is completely awesome and knows his shit.
Spoilery comment: JC nailed it when he said he couldn't figure out what the hell the crates had to do with basketball. Because, WOW, that routine was a complete mess. Lil Mama, of course, had to say that she loved the crates and thought they were fabulous. I think she *does* think the title of the show is America's Best Dance Judge and that she's it. What an incredibly silly cow she is.
Shane, the poor befuddled sweetie, holy bejeebus, someone needs to pass him some safety scissors and glitter because he's clearly on the wrong show. I know Wade done La Timberlake wrong and all that, but I'd KILL to have him on the judging panel. JC would probably seem like pushover in comparison.
Also, I can't believe Fysh-N-Chicks won AGAIN. What the hell?
In conclusion: In fanfic terms, Shane clearly hangs out at fanfiction.net and leaves squeeful comments no matter HOW awful the story is. Every now and then he'll admit a bit of confusion over a mangled sentence, but mostly he thinks all the stories are fabulous, and everyone deserves cake and cookies and hugs just for posting! No punctuation? Horrific grammar? Stop harshing his squee!
In fanfic terms, Lil Mama is the person who repeats (and sometimes blenderizes) comments of people who've left comments ahead of her. Every now and then she'll mix it up by saying, "Great story, but it could be better," without actually offering any advice on how this could be achieved. If she sees concrit in the comment above hers, she'll add an additional comment saying that [fill in the blank] totally worked for her, and the story was the best thing EVAR.
In fanfic terms, JC is the BNF that everyone wants to have beta their stuff, but they're terrified to approach. He'll tell you honestly what works and what doesn't -- if you're just there for fluffy hand-holding, you're wasting his time. If he's left a positive comment for your fic, you get all trembly and weak-kneed and squeeful because OMG, JC LOVED MY STORY! and then you have to email your friends to tell them about it because clearly, JC is completely awesome and knows his shit.
