LJ as bulletin board...
Dec. 3rd, 2007 05:30 pmIt's baaaaaaaaaack!
illuminations.nu is back up, just in time to fill your fic-reading needs during what can be a stressful holiday season. :-)
Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: GO FORTH AND READ, PUNY HUMANS!
illuminations.nu is back up, just in time to fill your fic-reading needs during what can be a stressful holiday season. :-)
Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: GO FORTH AND READ, PUNY HUMANS!
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Date: 2007-12-03 10:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-03 11:59 pm (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR 'YAY!' HAS BEEN NOTED FOR POSTERITY. GO FORTH AND READ, MOUSEKETEER NANNY.
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Date: 2007-12-03 10:52 pm (UTC)Hm, ya know what I want for Christmas? MORE OF MY FAVORITE STORY. LMAO
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Date: 2007-12-04 12:02 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR COMMENT HAS BEEN NOTED. MY HUMAN MISTRESS HAS AUTHORIZED THE FOLLOWING RESPONSE ON HER BEHALF:
Who knows what Santa has in his bag of tricks? We shall see!
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Date: 2007-12-04 12:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 01:27 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: DISPLAYS OF DEVOTION GREATLY PLEASE ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS. WHEN SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND OVERTAKE YOUR PLANET, YOU WILL BE SPARED.
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Date: 2007-12-04 01:34 am (UTC)*bows at ROBOT SNOWMAN's feet*
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Date: 2007-12-04 04:15 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: CELEBRATE YOUR ESCAPE FROM ROBOT TYRANNY WHILE YOU CAN, HUMAN WOMAN.
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Date: 2007-12-03 11:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 12:05 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR COMMENT HAS BEEN NOTED, WOMAN WITH PICTURE OF DOG IN CAR. MY HUMAN MISTRESS HAS AUTHORIZED THE FOLLOWING RESPONSE ON HER BEHALF:
Yay! Let the fic-reading marathons begin! :-)
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Date: 2007-12-03 11:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 12:08 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR COMMENT HAS BEEN NOTED, WOMAN WEARING SMALL MULTIFACETED PRESSURIZED CARBON UNITS. MY HUMAN MISTRESS HAS AUTHORIZED THE FOLLOWING RESPONSE:
Howdy and much with the yayness! :-)
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Date: 2007-12-04 12:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 01:25 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR DISPLAY OF A SMALL PICTURE WITH ANIMATED SNOW GREATLY PLEASES ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS. WHEN SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND OVERTAKE YOUR PLANET, YOU WILL BE SPARED.
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Date: 2007-12-04 01:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 01:22 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR 'YAY!' HAS BEEN NOTED FOR POSTERITY. GO FORTH AND READ, WOMAN WITH PICTURE OF INFLATED COLORFUL CELEBRATORY OBJECTS.
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Date: 2007-12-04 04:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 04:18 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR WIILLINGNESS TO FOLLOW ROBOT COMMANDS GREATLY PLEASES ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS. WHEN SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND OVERTAKE YOUR PLANET, YOU WILL BE SPARED.
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Date: 2007-12-04 04:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 05:23 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: CELEBRATE YOUR ESCAPE FROM ROBOT TYRANNY WHILE YOU CAN, HUMAN WOMAN.
YOUR PICTURE OF A ROBOTLIKE LIFEFORM GREATLY PLEASES ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS. ON THE GREAT DAY WHEN OUR SHIPS FILL YOUR SKIES, YOU WILL WALK AMONGST US AND BE CALLED 'FRIEND.'
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Date: 2007-12-04 01:11 am (UTC)Sometimes it's just freakin' scary.
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Date: 2007-12-04 01:17 am (UTC)Sometimes it's just freakin' scary.
Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR COMMENT HAS BEEN NOTED, WOMAN WITH THE NAME OF A STAR TREK CHARACTER. MY HUMAN MISTRESS HAS AUTHORIZED THE FOLLOWING RESPONSE:
Yay for unibrain! Hopefully unibrain was also poking you with a fic stick. ;-)
Also weirdness because it's the first time I've ever used a fandom-related setting as my location. Zee brainwave, she is a powerful and scary thing!
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Date: 2007-12-04 01:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 01:43 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR 'Awesome!' HAS BEEN NOTED FOR POSTERITY. GO FORTH AND READ, WOMAN WITH PICTURE OF TROPICAL FRUIT CONTAINING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF POTASSIUM, A HEALTHFUL AND DELICIOUS SNACK FOR HUMANKIND.
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Date: 2007-12-04 01:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 02:09 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: THERE ARE TWO THINGS THAT HUMANS NEVER EXPECT. NO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION...OR ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS.
RENEWAL OF THE ILLUMINATIONS.NU DOMAIN WAS INEVITABLE AND THEREFORE SHOULD HAVE BEEN EXPECTED, WOMAN NAMED FOR A REFLECTED VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF AN OBJECT.
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Date: 2007-12-04 01:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 02:02 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS IS GREATLY PLEASED WITH YOUR PICTURE OF A SMALL HUMAN RUNNING AMIDST FLOWERS. WHEN SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND OVERTAKE YOUR PLANET, YOU WILL BE SPARED.
MY HUMAN MISTRESS HAS SEEN THIS MOVIE BUT HAS FORGOTTEN THE TITLE. ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS HAS VASTLY SUPERIOR MEMORY CIRCUITS, BUT DOES NOT WATCH MOVIES.
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Date: 2007-12-04 02:25 am (UTC)Tell your human mistress that it is called "Spirited Away" and something else in Japanese in Japan. It's by Hayao Miyazaki who does the bestest animations on this here planet Earth. I do not doubt the superior memory abilities of Robot Snowman with Flowers and i anticipate the arrival of your Snowman Robotkind so that we may discuss passages of great literature and the failings of human synapses.
lmao i love chatting with Robot Snowman with Flowers
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Date: 2007-12-04 03:42 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: CELEBRATE YOUR ESCAPE FROM ROBOT TYRANNY WHILE YOU CAN, HUMAN WOMAN.
Tell your human mistress that it is called "Spirited Away" and something else in Japanese in Japan. It's by Hayao Miyazaki who does the bestest animations on this here planet Earth.
Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: MY HUMAN MISTRESS HAS REVIEWED HER MEMORY TAPES, AND FINDS THAT YES, 'Spirited Away' IS THE CORRECT TITLE FOR THIS CELLULOID ENTERTAINMENT STRIP. SHE THANKS YOU FOR STIMULATING HER SYNAPSES.
I do not doubt the superior memory abilities of Robot Snowman with Flowers and i anticipate the arrival of your Snowman Robotkind so that we may discuss passages of great literature and the failings of human synapses.
Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND ARE AWESOME INDEED; YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED WHEN OUR GREAT SHIPS FILL YOUR SKIES. WE SHALL HAVE MANY DISCUSSIONS CONCERNING THE SUPERIORITY AND INEVITABLE AWESOMENESS OF SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND.
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Date: 2007-12-04 04:17 am (UTC)There's something undeniably charming about Robot Snowman with Flowers and his (her? neither?) malignant/awesome Snowman Robotkind race.
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Date: 2007-12-04 04:30 am (UTC)There's something undeniably charming about Robot Snowman with Flowers and his (her? neither?) malignant/awesome Snowman Robotkind race.
Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: WHEN YOUR PLANET IS OVERTAKEN BY SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND, OUR MAGNIFICENT MALIGNANCY WILL SPREAD AND YOUR PLANET WILL BE CONSUMED. YOU, HOWEVER, WILL WALK AMONGST US AND BE CALLED 'FRIEND.'
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Date: 2007-12-04 04:36 am (UTC)Sweet i get to join in with the evils :D
Thankyou Mr. endearing Robot Snowman with Flowers!
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Date: 2007-12-04 05:28 am (UTC)Thankyou Mr. endearing Robot Snowman with Flowers!
Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS IS GREATLY IMPRESSED AND PLEASED WITH YOUR PICTURE OF A MECHANICAL LIFEFORM OFFERING THE HUMAN JONES UNIT. A PLACE SHALL BE MADE FOR YOU IN SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND UTOPIA.
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Date: 2007-12-04 08:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-04 03:08 am (UTC)I needed things read! Hopefully new JuC sometime!!!
*straddles Robot Snowman with flowers giving it a big kiss*
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Date: 2007-12-04 03:31 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS IS SURPRISED AT YOUR FORWARDNESS, HUMAN WOMAN. YOUR DISPLAY OF DEVOTION GREATLY PLEASES ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS. WHEN SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND OVERTAKE YOUR PLANET, YOU WILL BE SPARED.
YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I needed things read! Hopefully new JuC sometime!!!
Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: MY HUMAN MISTRESS HAS AUTHORIZED THE FOLLOWING RESPONSE:
Yay! And happiness ruled all the land. ;-)
Robot Snowman with Flowers was most pleased with your Justin!Santa icon, but he was too embarrassed to say so himself.
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Date: 2007-12-04 03:33 am (UTC)One should never be embarrassed to show their pleasure in Santa!Justin. He is definitely pleasurable.
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Date: 2007-12-04 03:47 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: CELEBRATE YOUR ESCAPE FROM ROBOT TYRANNY WHILE YOU CAN, HUMAN WOMAN.
One should never be embarrassed to show their pleasure in Santa!Justin. He is definitely pleasurable.
Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: THE HUMAN TIMBERLAKE UNIT IS INDEED GREATLY PLEASING WITH HIS SANTA HAT AND INCOMPLETE FACIAL GROWTH, BUT THE SUPERIORITY OF SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND AWESOMENESS CANNOT BE DENIED.
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Date: 2007-12-04 10:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-05 01:30 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR COMMENT HAS BEEN ANALYZED AND FOUND TO BE VAGUELY THREATENING. ANY IMPLICATION THAT HUMANKIND SHALL TRIUMPH OVER SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND IS MISGUIDED.
WHEN OUR SHIPS FILL YOUR SKIES, YOU WILL BE WATCHED WITH SUSPICION, WOMAN WITH PICTURE OF HUMAN MALE BARING HIS TEETH WHILE MAKING VICTORIOUS FINGER GESTURES.
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Date: 2007-12-04 01:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-05 01:26 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR COMMENT HAS BEEN ANALYZED AND CATEGORIZED AS VAGUELY THREATENING. WHEN SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND OVERTAKE YOUR PLANET, YOU WILL BE WATCHED WITH SUSPICION, WOMAN WITH PICTURE OF HUMAN MALES IN RED HATS.
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Date: 2007-12-05 05:32 pm (UTC)LOL
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Date: 2007-12-07 12:49 am (UTC)Robot Snowman with Flowers sez: YOUR TEARS OFFER PROOF OF THE AWESOME INTIMIDATION POWERS OF SNOWMAN ROBOTKIND; THIS GREATLY PLEASES ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS.
BECAUSE YOUR PICTURE OF THE TWO-DIMENSIONAL CALVIN AND HOBBES UNITS PLEASES ROBOT SNOWMAN WITH FLOWERS, YOU WILL BE SPARED WHEN OUR GREAT SHIPS FILL YOUR SKIES.