The Chasez
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foxmonkeyIt's pretty obvious that I've been under a rock, 'cause I missed all this! JC's doing his annual het photo parade, but it's accompanied by a flurry of public "is he or isn't he?" speculation. Lance coming out of the closet no doubt sharpened the focus on my boy.
Just doing my usual anal-retentive compiling, so please feel free to ignore if sparkly dance bois aren't your thing.
How Can a Clean-Shaven Man Have a Beard? (It's When He's Gay)
August 16th, 2007
[blurb includes five pictures of JC with unnamed brunette of the female persuasion]
Relative to the size of our office, we merry few at Jossip employ a rather large population of gays. And, as you may have learned from public radio, gays are all born with gaydar, an inherent familiarity with their particular subculture which allows them to spot a member of their tribe from all the way across the gym. Thus, I have it on good authority that ex-boy band man JC Chasez is merely putting on a farce here in Los Angeles. Trust me, I’ve got reliable stories of stolen glances in Starbucks. What more do you need?
JC Chasez Pretends to have a Girlfriend
Posted on August 16, 2007 at 10:55 am (PST)
[same as above, with one additional picture]
JC Chasez and his fake girlfriend put on a show for the paparazzi, and even staged a guy, who obviously is a hip-hop fan, coming up to them to request an autograph for his JC Chasez CD. I’ll bet his friends love it when he replaces their hip-hop CD and starts blasting JC Chasez. This is more like the fag and his hag, or the princess and his fairy god mother. Obviously, JC is the only one that doesn’t realize he’s gay. For the last time JC, doing guys does make you gay.
Gossip So Good, It's Got To Be Gay
Smouldering hot JC Chasez; David Hyde Pierce and much more
Ross von Metzke | June 04, 2007
Without question, Justin Timberlake has emerged as the most successful graduate of ’NSync. And while Lance Bass achieved a level of fame by coming out of the closet and Joey Fatone danced his way to the stars, no one’s been able to come close to touching Justin’s monster level of success.
Which is too bad, because if anyone deserves the shot, it’s the still smouldering hot JC Chasez.
I stand by my claim that his debut album Schizophrenic is one of the most underrated albums of all time. Now, with the August release of his second CD just around the corner, we’ve got the chance to make a bonafide star out of JC – and if the rumors floating around the internet are to be believed, it’s in the gay community’s best interest to make a friend of JC.
Yes, according to that bastion of outing celebs Perez Hilton, JC and Lance have more in common than their boy band days. No confirmation as of yet, and I don’t intend to go digging, but considering how truly hot and truly talented JC is has no bearing on whether he’s gay or straight, I thought I’d direct you to his MySpace page and give you a little sample of his new music, then let you drool over a couple of choice photos.
Though JC didn’t come out last week, Niles Crane did...
Is N'Sync's JC Chasez Just Trying To Make Friends?
Published 2/13/07
As celebrity gossip aficionados, we love blind items in the papers. Sometimes we get them right and are shocked by what they reveal; sometimes we haven’t a clue so we just assume it’s about whomever would be the most entertaining. This time, though, there’s a semi-blind item about singer JC Chasez circulating around the gossip columns that’s really got our minds whirring.
According to the New York Daily News, the former boy band-er “seemed very interested in meeting a particularly handsome young gentleman during Fashion Week.” Apparently, JC’s publicist told the man in question, “JC is going to be at such and such a place later, and he'd love to hang out with you.”
When called out on the exchange (no pun intended), the singer’s rep denied having tried to facilitate the hook-up, clarifying, “And if it did, it would just be to hang out in a group, because he's a cool guy, not like a setup.”
Uh-huh. That’s pretty much the most convincing denial we’ve heard from a publicist this week. Does this mean that Lance Bass wasn’t the only tween girl heartthrob in ‘N Sync with a secret?
And who was the “olive-skinned hunk” who JC was so eager to meet? A quick glance at the celebrity guest lists at Fashion Week reveals that both Entourage’s sexy Adrian Grenier and Nigel Barker of America’s Next Top Model were in attendance. Both fit the olive-skinned description and are hunky enough to pull appreciative glances from both genders. So, readers, who do you think JC was trying to recruit for his new boy band?
Would You Hit It?
Thursday, April 26th 2007
[Blurb accompanied by seven pictures from a seriously hot promo shoot of the Chasez. He looks mighty tastylicious.]
Let's be real. Lance Bass isn't the only gaybot from N'Sync, right? I mean JC Chasez has to be. I mean neeeds to be. He is basically wearing women's clothes and there's nothing wrong with that. I think I have some of those actually.
Shit, I'd let his girlrod conversate with the prostate anytime, any day, anywhere!
Gay Or Metrosexual: JC Chasez
— Fri, Apr 27, 2007 —
And now, it's time for another edition of "Gay...or Metrosexual," which is also occasionally (although not today!) referred to as "Gay...or European."
Today's nominee: Former N'Syncer, JC Chasez.
Reasons Why JC Chasez Might Be Gay:
1) He was in a boy band.
2) He never really seems to "get the girl."
3) Um, this picture.
Reasons Why JC Chasez Might Not Be Gay:
1) Justin Timberlake was also in a boy band, and he has tons of heterosexual sex.
2) Chasez didn't recently come out on the cover of People like some other N'Syncers (and everyone else) we know.
3) Maybe he's just really, really dapper?
Obligatory Disclaimer: For the record, our opinon of JC will remain the same, regardless of whether or not he's a homosexual.
In other words, whether it should turn out that Chasez regularly sleeps with men or that he just has really awesome taste in tight men's clothing, we'll always think of him as a mediocre musician* who used to bang Eva Longoria (or did he??) and who generally** sports the Brillo-head.
* At best.
**Albeit not in this picture!
Maybe JC Chasez Should Come Out, Too
Thu, Aug 31, 2006
Considering the wonders being gay has done for ex-bandmate Lance Bass's career, maybe JC Chasez should think about it as well. Obviously, he is gearing up for something big by shooting these special studio photographs. Too bad his nose is so shiny. Or maybe that's cute. No, it's not, really.
See more photos after the jump.
Male Pop Stars: The Gay Ratio
Posted on Saturday, August 17 2007 @ 22:35:47 CDT by MusicMan
One of the constant issues with male pop stars is the 'is he gay?' questioning. The results of last month's search queries on pay-per search engine Overture.com though suggest it isn't a huge issue with searchers. We tracked down the ratio of normal searches vs. '[singer name] gay' searches, to figure out who is most associated with being homosexual.
Because of the 25 search minimum, only 10 singers made the threshold in order to compute this ratio. Topping the list is the only one who is openly gay, 'Pop Idol' winner Will Young, with a .01276 gay ratio. Second was Ricky Martin (.01057), while the singers least associated with being gay were Enrique Iglesias (.00068) and Michael Jackson (.00020). For a complete list of the nine stars, including *NSYNC's Justin, Lance, and JC, and Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter, read on.
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
6816 will young
87 will young gay
Ratio: .01276
Ranking: 1
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
58831 ricky martin
622 ricky martin gay
Ratio: .01057
Ranking: 2
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
19690 lance bass
107 lance bass gay
Ratio: .00543
Ranking: 3
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
35222 robbie williams
187 robbie williams gay
Ratio: .00517
Ranking: 4
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
87292 aaron carter
328 aaron carter gay
Ratio: .00376
Ranking: 5
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
47115 nick carter
96 nick carter gay
Ratio: .00204
Ranking: 6
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
89621 justin timberlake
159 justin timberlake gay
Ratio: .00178
Ranking: 7
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
17484 jc chasez
28 jc chasez gay
Ratio: .00160
Ranking: 8
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
93982 enrique iglesias
64 enrique iglesias gay
Ratio: .00068
Ranking: 9
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
191795 michael jackson
39 michael jackson gay
Ratio: .00020
Ranking: 10
Also? While all of these pictures pretty much kilt me ded, this one turned my uterus inside out and made it squeal. If JC and Jonathan Rhys Myers could have babies, that would be the result.
Every time I think I've escaped his sweetly evil clutches, the Chasez just cackles and reels me back in.
Just doing my usual anal-retentive compiling, so please feel free to ignore if sparkly dance bois aren't your thing.
How Can a Clean-Shaven Man Have a Beard? (It's When He's Gay)
August 16th, 2007
[blurb includes five pictures of JC with unnamed brunette of the female persuasion]
Relative to the size of our office, we merry few at Jossip employ a rather large population of gays. And, as you may have learned from public radio, gays are all born with gaydar, an inherent familiarity with their particular subculture which allows them to spot a member of their tribe from all the way across the gym. Thus, I have it on good authority that ex-boy band man JC Chasez is merely putting on a farce here in Los Angeles. Trust me, I’ve got reliable stories of stolen glances in Starbucks. What more do you need?
JC Chasez Pretends to have a Girlfriend
Posted on August 16, 2007 at 10:55 am (PST)
[same as above, with one additional picture]
JC Chasez and his fake girlfriend put on a show for the paparazzi, and even staged a guy, who obviously is a hip-hop fan, coming up to them to request an autograph for his JC Chasez CD. I’ll bet his friends love it when he replaces their hip-hop CD and starts blasting JC Chasez. This is more like the fag and his hag, or the princess and his fairy god mother. Obviously, JC is the only one that doesn’t realize he’s gay. For the last time JC, doing guys does make you gay.
Gossip So Good, It's Got To Be Gay
Smouldering hot JC Chasez; David Hyde Pierce and much more
Ross von Metzke | June 04, 2007
Without question, Justin Timberlake has emerged as the most successful graduate of ’NSync. And while Lance Bass achieved a level of fame by coming out of the closet and Joey Fatone danced his way to the stars, no one’s been able to come close to touching Justin’s monster level of success.
Which is too bad, because if anyone deserves the shot, it’s the still smouldering hot JC Chasez.
I stand by my claim that his debut album Schizophrenic is one of the most underrated albums of all time. Now, with the August release of his second CD just around the corner, we’ve got the chance to make a bonafide star out of JC – and if the rumors floating around the internet are to be believed, it’s in the gay community’s best interest to make a friend of JC.
Yes, according to that bastion of outing celebs Perez Hilton, JC and Lance have more in common than their boy band days. No confirmation as of yet, and I don’t intend to go digging, but considering how truly hot and truly talented JC is has no bearing on whether he’s gay or straight, I thought I’d direct you to his MySpace page and give you a little sample of his new music, then let you drool over a couple of choice photos.
Though JC didn’t come out last week, Niles Crane did...
Is N'Sync's JC Chasez Just Trying To Make Friends?
Published 2/13/07
As celebrity gossip aficionados, we love blind items in the papers. Sometimes we get them right and are shocked by what they reveal; sometimes we haven’t a clue so we just assume it’s about whomever would be the most entertaining. This time, though, there’s a semi-blind item about singer JC Chasez circulating around the gossip columns that’s really got our minds whirring.
According to the New York Daily News, the former boy band-er “seemed very interested in meeting a particularly handsome young gentleman during Fashion Week.” Apparently, JC’s publicist told the man in question, “JC is going to be at such and such a place later, and he'd love to hang out with you.”
When called out on the exchange (no pun intended), the singer’s rep denied having tried to facilitate the hook-up, clarifying, “And if it did, it would just be to hang out in a group, because he's a cool guy, not like a setup.”
Uh-huh. That’s pretty much the most convincing denial we’ve heard from a publicist this week. Does this mean that Lance Bass wasn’t the only tween girl heartthrob in ‘N Sync with a secret?
And who was the “olive-skinned hunk” who JC was so eager to meet? A quick glance at the celebrity guest lists at Fashion Week reveals that both Entourage’s sexy Adrian Grenier and Nigel Barker of America’s Next Top Model were in attendance. Both fit the olive-skinned description and are hunky enough to pull appreciative glances from both genders. So, readers, who do you think JC was trying to recruit for his new boy band?
Would You Hit It?
Thursday, April 26th 2007
[Blurb accompanied by seven pictures from a seriously hot promo shoot of the Chasez. He looks mighty tastylicious.]
Let's be real. Lance Bass isn't the only gaybot from N'Sync, right? I mean JC Chasez has to be. I mean neeeds to be. He is basically wearing women's clothes and there's nothing wrong with that. I think I have some of those actually.
Shit, I'd let his girlrod conversate with the prostate anytime, any day, anywhere!
Gay Or Metrosexual: JC Chasez
— Fri, Apr 27, 2007 —
And now, it's time for another edition of "Gay...or Metrosexual," which is also occasionally (although not today!) referred to as "Gay...or European."
Today's nominee: Former N'Syncer, JC Chasez.
Reasons Why JC Chasez Might Be Gay:
1) He was in a boy band.
2) He never really seems to "get the girl."
3) Um, this picture.
Reasons Why JC Chasez Might Not Be Gay:
1) Justin Timberlake was also in a boy band, and he has tons of heterosexual sex.
2) Chasez didn't recently come out on the cover of People like some other N'Syncers (and everyone else) we know.
3) Maybe he's just really, really dapper?
Obligatory Disclaimer: For the record, our opinon of JC will remain the same, regardless of whether or not he's a homosexual.
In other words, whether it should turn out that Chasez regularly sleeps with men or that he just has really awesome taste in tight men's clothing, we'll always think of him as a mediocre musician* who used to bang Eva Longoria (or did he??) and who generally** sports the Brillo-head.
* At best.
**Albeit not in this picture!
Maybe JC Chasez Should Come Out, Too
Thu, Aug 31, 2006
Considering the wonders being gay has done for ex-bandmate Lance Bass's career, maybe JC Chasez should think about it as well. Obviously, he is gearing up for something big by shooting these special studio photographs. Too bad his nose is so shiny. Or maybe that's cute. No, it's not, really.
See more photos after the jump.
Male Pop Stars: The Gay Ratio
Posted on Saturday, August 17 2007 @ 22:35:47 CDT by MusicMan
One of the constant issues with male pop stars is the 'is he gay?' questioning. The results of last month's search queries on pay-per search engine Overture.com though suggest it isn't a huge issue with searchers. We tracked down the ratio of normal searches vs. '[singer name] gay' searches, to figure out who is most associated with being homosexual.
Because of the 25 search minimum, only 10 singers made the threshold in order to compute this ratio. Topping the list is the only one who is openly gay, 'Pop Idol' winner Will Young, with a .01276 gay ratio. Second was Ricky Martin (.01057), while the singers least associated with being gay were Enrique Iglesias (.00068) and Michael Jackson (.00020). For a complete list of the nine stars, including *NSYNC's Justin, Lance, and JC, and Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter, read on.
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
6816 will young
87 will young gay
Ratio: .01276
Ranking: 1
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
58831 ricky martin
622 ricky martin gay
Ratio: .01057
Ranking: 2
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
19690 lance bass
107 lance bass gay
Ratio: .00543
Ranking: 3
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
35222 robbie williams
187 robbie williams gay
Ratio: .00517
Ranking: 4
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
87292 aaron carter
328 aaron carter gay
Ratio: .00376
Ranking: 5
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
47115 nick carter
96 nick carter gay
Ratio: .00204
Ranking: 6
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
89621 justin timberlake
159 justin timberlake gay
Ratio: .00178
Ranking: 7
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
17484 jc chasez
28 jc chasez gay
Ratio: .00160
Ranking: 8
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
93982 enrique iglesias
64 enrique iglesias gay
Ratio: .00068
Ranking: 9
Searches done in July 2002
Count Search Term
191795 michael jackson
39 michael jackson gay
Ratio: .00020
Ranking: 10
Also? While all of these pictures pretty much kilt me ded, this one turned my uterus inside out and made it squeal. If JC and Jonathan Rhys Myers could have babies, that would be the result.
Every time I think I've escaped his sweetly evil clutches, the Chasez just cackles and reels me back in.
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