Eyes Wide Shut. Aiiiii! Pluck them out!!!!!!

[foxmonkey]

Watched the last half of Eyes Wide Shut this morning. Speaking of eyes wide shut, I wish mine had been when I saw this posted in the guide. That way I'd have passed it by. Aiiiii!

Is it me, or did that screenplay suck a million smegma-fied monkey balls??? I swear, half the dialogue was made up of Tom Cruise's character repeating what someone had already said.


Actress: "I have to go downtown tomorrow."

Dr. Bill (stares at Actress in an extremely wooden way): "You have to go downtown tomorrow?"

Actress: "Yes, I need to get tomatoes. Do you want to go?"

Dr. Bill: "Do I want to go?"


Aiiiii! Kill me now! Better yet, kill *him*!

And also, the man has two expressions. He's not on my list of favorite actors, but I really liked Minority Report and. Hmmm. Something else he was in. But OY, with the agony of wooden acting in this one! Director's fault, maybe? Yikes.

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[mandaspeaks.livejournal.com]

That movie made me want to poke my eyes out. I saw it in the theater with my mom and my aunt and I think we spent most of the time laughing at how awful it was.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

we spent most of the time laughing at how awful it was.

LOL! I probably would have laughed if I hadn't been confused and horrified. ;-)

Confused: What the hell's going on?

Horrified: Eeee! Horrible acting! Horrible script! Why am I watching this!?

Icon-wise, I love your little poufy-haired Orlando. What a cutie he is. :-)