Ye gods. Yo ho ho and buckets of bile!
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foxmonkeyIt's The Ginormous Post of LJ Hate! It's the new black! All the cool kids are doing it! Or not.
You know what I hate? You know what I'd write in the big Post O' Bile?
Dear LJ, I hate the way you just ate my post. Also, I hate reality TV. And MTV. Much love, Fox
Hmmm.
I have nothing for which to count down the sleeps, but if I did, I'd do so repeatedly and gleefully.
Even after the three thousandth time, "My hed iz pastede on, YAY!" is some hilariously funny shit.
I'm not a Remus/Sirius 'shipper, so I can't say I'm 100% behind TRUE LOVE IN A SHACK!, but seeing how I'm a Ron/Harry 'shipper, I do proudly proclaim that IT'S ALL ABOUT TRUE LOVE IN A LAKE!, baby.
In other news, this snippet from MetroWeekly touches on the story about JC vs. FCC that appeared in rollingstone.com a couple of weeks ago. Longish, so I'll cut.
Soundwaves
Rock the Vote tour, Puffy makes 'em squirm, Janet Jackson, JC Chasez and NSync, WB's Pepsi Smash
by Doug Rule
Published on 06/10/2004
DAMMIT JANET UPDATE… It’s been months since we’ve heard about Janet Jackson, her music or her right boob. Don’t expect that to change. First comes word that the video for her latest single, "All Nite (Don’t Stop)," was edited for the U.S., stripping out lesbian kisses and other provocations that Europeans can handle but apparently we can’t. Despite having arguably the worst year of her career, at least Jackson has managed to eek out some sales and limited airplay. JC Chasez, on the other hand, has been stripped of every opportunity. After his *NSync cohort Justin Timberlake exposed Janet’s boob on the SuperBowl, Chasez’s performance at the following week’s NFL Pro Bowl was canceled for fear he might not be at his most wholesome performing first single “Some Girls (Dance With Women).” Now he can’t get radio stations to play his ode-to-adolescence second single, “All Day Long I Dream About Sex.” And MTV is reluctant to air the video, which tamely parodies porno movies. Jackson and Timberlake are again the culprits, since the Federal Communications Commission has so “terrified” broadcast outlets through fines for indecency. “It’s getting out of hand if you can’t even talk about sex,” Chasez told Rolling Stone…
BACKSTREET’S BACK… *NSync is officially still together and will reportedly release a group album in the next year, but its boy band nemesis looks likely to beat them to the punch. Whether any one beats down doors trying to get the next Backstreet Boys album, due out this summer after a three-year hiatus, is another matter altogether. A tour will follow release in the fall. Unlike *NSync, only one Backstreeter has released a solo album, and Nick Carter achieved about the same level of success that Chasez is finding -- which is to say, very limited. And he didn’t even have the “nipplegate” scandal as a legitimate excuse…
JC!
You know what I hate? You know what I'd write in the big Post O' Bile?
Dear LJ, I hate the way you just ate my post. Also, I hate reality TV. And MTV. Much love, Fox
Hmmm.
I have nothing for which to count down the sleeps, but if I did, I'd do so repeatedly and gleefully.
Even after the three thousandth time, "My hed iz pastede on, YAY!" is some hilariously funny shit.
I'm not a Remus/Sirius 'shipper, so I can't say I'm 100% behind TRUE LOVE IN A SHACK!, but seeing how I'm a Ron/Harry 'shipper, I do proudly proclaim that IT'S ALL ABOUT TRUE LOVE IN A LAKE!, baby.
In other news, this snippet from MetroWeekly touches on the story about JC vs. FCC that appeared in rollingstone.com a couple of weeks ago. Longish, so I'll cut.
Soundwaves
Rock the Vote tour, Puffy makes 'em squirm, Janet Jackson, JC Chasez and NSync, WB's Pepsi Smash
by Doug Rule
Published on 06/10/2004
DAMMIT JANET UPDATE… It’s been months since we’ve heard about Janet Jackson, her music or her right boob. Don’t expect that to change. First comes word that the video for her latest single, "All Nite (Don’t Stop)," was edited for the U.S., stripping out lesbian kisses and other provocations that Europeans can handle but apparently we can’t. Despite having arguably the worst year of her career, at least Jackson has managed to eek out some sales and limited airplay. JC Chasez, on the other hand, has been stripped of every opportunity. After his *NSync cohort Justin Timberlake exposed Janet’s boob on the SuperBowl, Chasez’s performance at the following week’s NFL Pro Bowl was canceled for fear he might not be at his most wholesome performing first single “Some Girls (Dance With Women).” Now he can’t get radio stations to play his ode-to-adolescence second single, “All Day Long I Dream About Sex.” And MTV is reluctant to air the video, which tamely parodies porno movies. Jackson and Timberlake are again the culprits, since the Federal Communications Commission has so “terrified” broadcast outlets through fines for indecency. “It’s getting out of hand if you can’t even talk about sex,” Chasez told Rolling Stone…
BACKSTREET’S BACK… *NSync is officially still together and will reportedly release a group album in the next year, but its boy band nemesis looks likely to beat them to the punch. Whether any one beats down doors trying to get the next Backstreet Boys album, due out this summer after a three-year hiatus, is another matter altogether. A tour will follow release in the fall. Unlike *NSync, only one Backstreeter has released a solo album, and Nick Carter achieved about the same level of success that Chasez is finding -- which is to say, very limited. And he didn’t even have the “nipplegate” scandal as a legitimate excuse…
JC!
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Date: 2004-06-10 04:15 pm (UTC)Oh, and MTV sucks ass, I agree. And not only for the fact that they rotate the same three videos all the damn time when they are plenty more artists to be focusing on (i.e.- JC, Thicke, Tony Lucca, etc.), their shows that are a staple of the channel fuckin' suck. Real World has gone downhill for sure, and Road Rules just, you know. Blows. And if that ass (from the new RR season in Chile) says fag one more time on the next episode, I'll tack down that RV and kick his ass myself.
Whew. Sorry for the rant, lol.
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Date: 2004-06-10 04:22 pm (UTC)I know. It's one of those things you see the beginning of and just *pray* won't get any bigger (or spread). I couldn't believe it when I saw there were (at the time, more now I'm sure) 697 posts. Some it is so hate-filled it's disturbing.
Real World has gone downhill for sure
It's not even the same show. I think last year was the 10th anniversary of the first season...I think? Anyway, I watched some of the reruns and it's just pathetic how the show's turned into nothing more than a beauty pageant/showcase for nuts/shagfest. It could have been so much more. It's definitely a victim of its own success.