Ye gods. Yo ho ho and buckets of bile!
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foxmonkeyIt's The Ginormous Post of LJ Hate! It's the new black! All the cool kids are doing it! Or not.
You know what I hate? You know what I'd write in the big Post O' Bile?
Dear LJ, I hate the way you just ate my post. Also, I hate reality TV. And MTV. Much love, Fox
Hmmm.
I have nothing for which to count down the sleeps, but if I did, I'd do so repeatedly and gleefully.
Even after the three thousandth time, "My hed iz pastede on, YAY!" is some hilariously funny shit.
I'm not a Remus/Sirius 'shipper, so I can't say I'm 100% behind TRUE LOVE IN A SHACK!, but seeing how I'm a Ron/Harry 'shipper, I do proudly proclaim that IT'S ALL ABOUT TRUE LOVE IN A LAKE!, baby.
In other news, this snippet from MetroWeekly touches on the story about JC vs. FCC that appeared in rollingstone.com a couple of weeks ago. Longish, so I'll cut.
Soundwaves
Rock the Vote tour, Puffy makes 'em squirm, Janet Jackson, JC Chasez and NSync, WB's Pepsi Smash
by Doug Rule
Published on 06/10/2004
DAMMIT JANET UPDATE… It’s been months since we’ve heard about Janet Jackson, her music or her right boob. Don’t expect that to change. First comes word that the video for her latest single, "All Nite (Don’t Stop)," was edited for the U.S., stripping out lesbian kisses and other provocations that Europeans can handle but apparently we can’t. Despite having arguably the worst year of her career, at least Jackson has managed to eek out some sales and limited airplay. JC Chasez, on the other hand, has been stripped of every opportunity. After his *NSync cohort Justin Timberlake exposed Janet’s boob on the SuperBowl, Chasez’s performance at the following week’s NFL Pro Bowl was canceled for fear he might not be at his most wholesome performing first single “Some Girls (Dance With Women).” Now he can’t get radio stations to play his ode-to-adolescence second single, “All Day Long I Dream About Sex.” And MTV is reluctant to air the video, which tamely parodies porno movies. Jackson and Timberlake are again the culprits, since the Federal Communications Commission has so “terrified” broadcast outlets through fines for indecency. “It’s getting out of hand if you can’t even talk about sex,” Chasez told Rolling Stone…
BACKSTREET’S BACK… *NSync is officially still together and will reportedly release a group album in the next year, but its boy band nemesis looks likely to beat them to the punch. Whether any one beats down doors trying to get the next Backstreet Boys album, due out this summer after a three-year hiatus, is another matter altogether. A tour will follow release in the fall. Unlike *NSync, only one Backstreeter has released a solo album, and Nick Carter achieved about the same level of success that Chasez is finding -- which is to say, very limited. And he didn’t even have the “nipplegate” scandal as a legitimate excuse…
JC!
You know what I hate? You know what I'd write in the big Post O' Bile?
Dear LJ, I hate the way you just ate my post. Also, I hate reality TV. And MTV. Much love, Fox
Hmmm.
I have nothing for which to count down the sleeps, but if I did, I'd do so repeatedly and gleefully.
Even after the three thousandth time, "My hed iz pastede on, YAY!" is some hilariously funny shit.
I'm not a Remus/Sirius 'shipper, so I can't say I'm 100% behind TRUE LOVE IN A SHACK!, but seeing how I'm a Ron/Harry 'shipper, I do proudly proclaim that IT'S ALL ABOUT TRUE LOVE IN A LAKE!, baby.
In other news, this snippet from MetroWeekly touches on the story about JC vs. FCC that appeared in rollingstone.com a couple of weeks ago. Longish, so I'll cut.
Soundwaves
Rock the Vote tour, Puffy makes 'em squirm, Janet Jackson, JC Chasez and NSync, WB's Pepsi Smash
by Doug Rule
Published on 06/10/2004
DAMMIT JANET UPDATE… It’s been months since we’ve heard about Janet Jackson, her music or her right boob. Don’t expect that to change. First comes word that the video for her latest single, "All Nite (Don’t Stop)," was edited for the U.S., stripping out lesbian kisses and other provocations that Europeans can handle but apparently we can’t. Despite having arguably the worst year of her career, at least Jackson has managed to eek out some sales and limited airplay. JC Chasez, on the other hand, has been stripped of every opportunity. After his *NSync cohort Justin Timberlake exposed Janet’s boob on the SuperBowl, Chasez’s performance at the following week’s NFL Pro Bowl was canceled for fear he might not be at his most wholesome performing first single “Some Girls (Dance With Women).” Now he can’t get radio stations to play his ode-to-adolescence second single, “All Day Long I Dream About Sex.” And MTV is reluctant to air the video, which tamely parodies porno movies. Jackson and Timberlake are again the culprits, since the Federal Communications Commission has so “terrified” broadcast outlets through fines for indecency. “It’s getting out of hand if you can’t even talk about sex,” Chasez told Rolling Stone…
BACKSTREET’S BACK… *NSync is officially still together and will reportedly release a group album in the next year, but its boy band nemesis looks likely to beat them to the punch. Whether any one beats down doors trying to get the next Backstreet Boys album, due out this summer after a three-year hiatus, is another matter altogether. A tour will follow release in the fall. Unlike *NSync, only one Backstreeter has released a solo album, and Nick Carter achieved about the same level of success that Chasez is finding -- which is to say, very limited. And he didn’t even have the “nipplegate” scandal as a legitimate excuse…
JC!
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Date: 2004-06-10 04:15 pm (UTC)Oh, and MTV sucks ass, I agree. And not only for the fact that they rotate the same three videos all the damn time when they are plenty more artists to be focusing on (i.e.- JC, Thicke, Tony Lucca, etc.), their shows that are a staple of the channel fuckin' suck. Real World has gone downhill for sure, and Road Rules just, you know. Blows. And if that ass (from the new RR season in Chile) says fag one more time on the next episode, I'll tack down that RV and kick his ass myself.
Whew. Sorry for the rant, lol.
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Date: 2004-06-10 04:22 pm (UTC)I know. It's one of those things you see the beginning of and just *pray* won't get any bigger (or spread). I couldn't believe it when I saw there were (at the time, more now I'm sure) 697 posts. Some it is so hate-filled it's disturbing.
Real World has gone downhill for sure
It's not even the same show. I think last year was the 10th anniversary of the first season...I think? Anyway, I watched some of the reruns and it's just pathetic how the show's turned into nothing more than a beauty pageant/showcase for nuts/shagfest. It could have been so much more. It's definitely a victim of its own success.
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Date: 2004-06-10 05:03 pm (UTC)Where did I go wrong????
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Date: 2004-06-10 05:21 pm (UTC)Hold on.
*is confused*
*but happy* !!
*basks in the hate*
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Date: 2004-06-10 05:24 pm (UTC)Bwahahaha! My work here is done. ;-)
And to counteract the faux hate, I love your reading girl icons.
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Date: 2004-06-10 05:15 pm (UTC)Awww, I'll throw a little hate your way if it will make you feel better.
copracat: "Nobody hates me!"
fox: "I KEEL YOU!" ::smites::
copracat: ::flails, falls::
There! A little hating with some smiting thrown in for free. This is a full-service journal, baby. I'm all about value. ;-)
Oops, gotta add that I snagged the "I KEEL YOU!" line from the Fifteen Minute PoA, and I'd link, but I have no idea where it is or who wrote it. But yes, that's my favorite line.
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Date: 2004-06-10 05:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-10 05:40 pm (UTC)Maybe that's why it cracked me up so much, I recognized it deeeeeeeeep in my subconscious! Like, way deep.
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Date: 2004-06-10 05:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-10 06:04 pm (UTC)Harry and his Wheezy! If they muck around with that in the next movie I...I'll never watch another one.
I'm totally lying, I'd watch. But I wouldn't be happy. ;-p
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Date: 2004-06-10 06:43 pm (UTC)And eck, that post. People need to get lives. QUICK. A breath of fresh air or something. Because obviously they have way too much time on their hands. And the fact that some of them aren't even balsy enough to post under their names and rather bash people anonymously? Not only are they idiots, but they're a bunch of scaredy baby idiots.
Aww, come on! JC is having way more success than Nick did. I don't even know what Nick's album was called, lol.
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Date: 2004-06-10 06:53 pm (UTC)You're in the Chamber? Whee! I always forget it's there. I'm not up to speed as far as being an HP fan. I'll go over now and see what's being said.
Why does Ron get no love? I fell for him immediately (both book!Ron and movie!Ron). I love his character.
Aww, come on! JC is having way more success than Nick did. I don't even know what Nick's album was called, lol.
Seriously. JC's gotten some kick-ass reviews. Some not so good, but mainly, some very good ones, I don't think the same can be said of Nick's album...
JC! Love him, big time. Love Ron! True love in a lake, man. It's all about the Chasez and the Wheezy.
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Date: 2004-06-10 07:09 pm (UTC)Yeah, the critics pretty much ripped Nick's album to shreds and even I didn't particularly like but I wished that JC could at least sell as many albums as Nick who went gold with "Now and Never."
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Date: 2004-06-10 07:11 pm (UTC)Gold?
Oh, ouch. I didn't know that. Jesus, poor JC.
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Date: 2004-06-10 06:52 pm (UTC)Dude, why don't you post in the Chamber at IGBY? 'Cause we're definitely lacking on the Ron love. LOL.
Isn't IGBY 'The Closet'? Does this mean that it's no longer a JuC board?
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Date: 2004-06-10 07:07 pm (UTC)Nosiness is allowed!
Dude, why don't you post in the Chamber at IGBY? 'Cause we're definitely lacking on the Ron love. LOL.
Isn't IGBY 'The Closet'? Does this mean that it's no longer a JuC board?
IGBY is the main board, the Chamber and the Closet are forums at IGBY. Believe me, if the Closet shut down there'd be much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. I think the polar ice caps would shift a little too.
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Date: 2004-06-10 07:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-10 07:26 pm (UTC)You should join, woman. How long have I been telling you this?
Come on! We get points and stuff for dragging people to the dark side. One more
soulrecruit and I get a toaster!I keed, I keed.
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Date: 2004-06-11 06:44 am (UTC)It's a radio show, but... you should come! For sake of hanging out with me, the Molly Superfan!