Justin and Cameron have (allegedly) split?

[foxmonkey]

Because I'm a Google freak, here's the timeline.

Date: Jan. 8th.
Diaz, Timberlake have no plans to marry soon

Date: May 3rd.
Diaz Warns Timberlake Over Cuthbert Friendship

Date: May 19th.
Flirty Diaz Annoys Timberlake

Date: May 20th.
Teary Encounter for Timberlake and Banderas
(foxmonkey subtitle: "Cameron Cruelly Cackles as Singer and Spaniard Bond Over Pixelated Pussy.")

Date: May 30th.
Baby talk by Cameron makes Timberlake uneasy!

Date: May 30th.
Basketball is Timberlake's first love!

Date: June 3rd.
Elisha Cuthbert to Marry

Which brings us to today.

Date June 6th.
Princess imperfect

Date June 6th.
Diaz goes solo: report


They (allegedly) broke up over dinner in Cannes? I've got to wonder if it was the same night she (allegedly) announced (at dinner) that she (allegedly) wants a baby.

Man, this is like bad!fic. Except in bad!fic (*really* bad bad!fic), Trace proposed to Elisha because Justin asked him to - he said it would show Cameron that he (Justin) and Elisha truly are just friends.

Ouch. I think I broke my brain.

edited to add: I added the Justin/Banderas crying and hand-holding bit from the Shrek 2 viewing. Thank you flambeau, for nudging my brain.

Comments

[scot-ty.livejournal.com]

Please let this be the big announcement tomorrow. Although I was certain that Ted Casablanca would have it first. He loves to hate on Justin and would probably have hosted a party in Cameron's honor if it was true.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Please let this be the big announcement tomorrow.

Because that is highly unlikely but funny as hell, I laughed until I had a coughing fit. ;-)

I'm tellin' ya, Britney's going to Challenge. She'll probably play the Daze/Knights tourney.

Once the Timberlake/Diaz split hits the legit press (and Britney's announced as a Challenge participant), the JJB is going to explode. *Explode.*