Insults galore...

Up since 4:00 a.m., and apparently so tired that offers to help me out of debt seem like threats. It's times like these that Yahoo's "all spam, all the time" policy provides a source of amusement.

The sender's name (ha!) is Higutimi Einkommenssteuern, and here's the subject line: "r­emove Your D­ebt, Y­ou f­orfeit z­ilch." I'm like, what? Who're you calling a forfeit zilch, you bastige!? Then I blinked and read it again. Bwahahaha! It's early and my brain's still offline, that's my only defense.

Can't believe that I'm getting sick *again.* This is a record. In all my long years on the earth, I have never, ever, EVER had an ongoing stream of low-grade illness like this. More annoying than anything, really. Throat lozenges for me today, by the bucketful. Le sigh.

Editing and re-writing going well! Very well! I'm moved to use numerous exclamation marks to prove *just* how well this is going! I'll await the verdict of my hired eyes, though, before I start the celebration...

And now off to the file I go. I looooove writing. Such blissful agony. ;-)

GIP!

Because he loves me, the extremely psychotic and hilarious clinguppy created this icon for me. Yes, that's JC in a pink dress, and Justin as a squirrel.

Larger picture here (swallow any beverages first, please), and the back story of the madness is given here.

I've seen the picture and read the account several times, and I always end up crying from laughing so hard. Cody, you're a sick puppy, sweetie. ;-)

Blurbette about JC! Water main break! Stuff!

Smaller than a blurbette, even. From mtv.com:

JC Chasez has finalized the track list for his solo debut, Schizophrenic, due February 24. Songs include "Some Girls (Dance With Women)," "She Got Me," "100 Ways," "Mercy," "Build My World," "Something Special," "If You Were My Girl," "Shake It" (featuring the Basement Jaxx), "All Day Long I Dream About Sex," "One Night Stand," "Come to Me," "Dear Goodbye," "Everything You Want," "Lose Myself" and "Right Here By Your Side." ...

Woohoo! Home early because a water main broke a block or so from work. Loss of adequate water pressure causes a safety hazard of course (no water to fight FIRES!), so we were advised to leave the building. Yeah, there's a decision I struggled with!

If the problem isn't corrected overnight, we may not be able to open for business tomorrow. Crossing my fingers that work crews won't be able to find the right wrenches and stuff. ::prays::

The Punk'd DVD - didn't think it was funny then, don't think it's funny now. Your mileage probably varies.

JC!!! Time to open a couple of file folders and get to work. Oh yeah, jae_w wrote this, which provided some much needed laughs today.

JC!

New style, 'cause I'm a style 'ho.

Man, I love LJ's changeable styles. That alone is worth my 25 bucks, I kid you not.

This is Opal - a pretty cool style, I think I'll keep it for a while. I haven't figured out a color scheme yet, so I've got it swathed in black and greys, which looked cool for about five hours. Itching to get some color back in my life, so we'll see what happens.

Drawback to this style - can't scale the text size, dammit.