Insults galore...

[foxmonkey]

Up since 4:00 a.m., and apparently so tired that offers to help me out of debt seem like threats. It's times like these that Yahoo's "all spam, all the time" policy provides a source of amusement.

The sender's name (ha!) is Higutimi Einkommenssteuern, and here's the subject line: "r­emove Your D­ebt, Y­ou f­orfeit z­ilch." I'm like, what? Who're you calling a forfeit zilch, you bastige!? Then I blinked and read it again. Bwahahaha! It's early and my brain's still offline, that's my only defense.

Can't believe that I'm getting sick *again.* This is a record. In all my long years on the earth, I have never, ever, EVER had an ongoing stream of low-grade illness like this. More annoying than anything, really. Throat lozenges for me today, by the bucketful. Le sigh.

Editing and re-writing going well! Very well! I'm moved to use numerous exclamation marks to prove *just* how well this is going! I'll await the verdict of my hired eyes, though, before I start the celebration...

And now off to the file I go. I looooove writing. Such blissful agony. ;-)

Comments

[brighton-girl.livejournal.com]

Up since 4:00 a.m. yikes. I hope you feel better soon. It just keeps rotating in my office and I have a feeling it will stop at my door soon.

And, I am digging your new layout!!

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Up since 4:00 a.m. yikes. I hope you feel better soon. It just keeps rotating in my office and I have a feeling it will stop at my door soon.

That's the thing, everyone at work's been sick too, and it's just keeps cycling around.


And, I am digging your new layout!!

I love playing with the styles! This is a new one I hadn't seen before, and I really like it (mostly!). :-)

You can't change the size of the text with this one, which I don't like. But I like the way everything's laid out, so I think I'll keep it a while. Now I need to concentrate on finding a color scheme I like. I'm still experimenting there, so pay no attention to this mess...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

That's really an interesting "sender's name"... Einkommensteuern = income tax ;-).

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

That's really an interesting "sender's name"... Einkommensteuern = income tax ;-).

LOL! Ha! Mr. Income Tax wants to help reduce my debt. That's hilarious. ;-) Thanks for the translation.

[dacey.livejournal.com]

The sender's name (ha!) is Higutimi Einkommenssteuern, and here's the subject line: "r­emove Y­our D­ebt, Y­ou f­orfeit z­ilch." I'm like, what? Who're you calling a forfeit zilch, you bastige!?

Please stop making me laugh out loud at 7:41 am. It's not nice.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Please stop making me laugh out loud at 7:41 am. It's not nice.

I couldn't figure out why a spammer would send an offer, but call me names! Real life truly is funnier than fiction, sometimes. ;-)

[scot-ty.livejournal.com]

My god, Fox. That icon! What is Cody smoking these days?

And why does JC look so cute in that dress?

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

My god, Fox. That icon! What is Cody smoking these days?

Sometimes I think Cody was *born* with a crack pipe in his mouth. ;-)


And why does JC look so cute in that dress?

Bwahahahaha! And squirrel!Justin...that picture is so perfect with the squirrel's body. There's something about him looking kind of shifty-eyed while glancing over his shoulder. God, I'm dying.

[scot-ty.livejournal.com]

It is definitely a keeper. *So* cute.

[flambeau.livejournal.com]

::hands you echinacea:: I hope Justin and JC are being good, entertaining boys, suppoorting you in your hour of forfeit zilch-ness. :)

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

::hands you echinacea::

Thank you! ::hands you a cookie::


I hope Justin and JC are being good, entertaining boys, suppoorting you in your hour of forfeit zilch-ness. :)

They're cooperating very well, actually! And they've *definitely* been entertaining. I think they like the situations - and positions - I'm putting them in. ;-)

[kaelie.livejournal.com]

You need a vacation, baby.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

You need a vacation, baby.

That and a million dollars. ::cries::