Nsync on BET! *whimper*

Nsync on BET - *squeal!*

As annoying as the format is for this show (let's talk for a few minutes, and hey! let's watch a video!), I enjoyed this. I'd like to say that the interviewer chick - no idea what her name is - was annoying, but I'm not sure how much she had to do with the big Justy suck-up thing going on. Did she address the questions to Justin on her own, or was that someone else's decision? So I'll spare her my irritation. But I *do* have a suggestion.

The dude interviewer invited Nsync back when the album comes out: my suggestion is for him hang with the guys without chickie-baby there to take over every question. Hey! She's a female version of Justin! ROFL! Anyway, he seemed to really like the guys, and would probably have asked some kickass questions. And it's all about the male bonding thing too, yo.

This is making no sense, because it's Saturday and I should still be in bed. My psychotic cat thinks otherwise, though, so here I am. *sigh*

Back to BET.

Also, I wanna slap the teenie who was sitting next to JC - JC! My not-so-secret god! - JC, who called her 'sweetie' even, and the silly cow kept looking at JUSTIN. JESUS, spare me. "I love the beatboxing." Just let me slap her once, please???

If you're related to/dating/know this little miss, please don't email me telling me that she's a fabulous kid, yadda yadda, yakkity schmackity. I'm sure she's a wonder to be around, and I'll give her credit, she didn't hyperventilate or cry or scream at all. And her voice was remarkably steady - didn't crack or anything. If a teenie had to ignore JC while sucking up to Justy, she did an admirable job. I just know that in future years she's gonna look back, smack her forehead and wonder what kind of doofus she was, not savoring her moment with JC. That's all I'm sayin'.

There should be a quiz at the door for these things. "Who's
your favorite?" Anyone who answers "Justin" would be turned away immediately. I mean, he's a cutie, but let's have some friggin' Lance-, Joey-, Chris- and JCLove for once, OK?

I, if JC had asked my favorite part of the video, would have looked directly into his eyes and said, "You, in that outfit, slinking down that tunnel like the god of sex. I took one look and ovulated." He'd have looked surprised for a half a second, then gone into that hilarious full-body laugh of his. Beatboxing, my ass. :-p

Lance is just too friggin' cool, isn't he? Chris was adorable; I think I want to have his babies. Joey is a teddy bear, and JC is my own personal Jesus.

Justin talks a lot.

OK! Now to stop the flow of bile and give a little back to the community:



It's pimpin' time, ya'll!

Thanks to Strandia, I checked out The Dancer, by Matthew. I love
slut!sync, and this filled the bill, even though I, quite irrationally, I suppose, hate Wade.

In my own Wade-hating defense, though, I gotta say that based on comments and the accompanying body language during Making the Video, Rosie, and 106th and Park, I get the feeling that the boys don't *really* think of Wade as one of them. They've said it a time or two during their moment of Joey-induced crisis, but it seemed half-hearted.

It's time to write. I've subjected the world to my lunatic ravings enough for one sitting. Off to be creative...