Four day weekend!

[foxmonkey]

Whee!!! Long weekend! Three days! Tuesday off! Mwahahahahaha! Yes, this fills me with insane glee.

I took a hit of the crack that is Nick&Jessica. I want to smack her just once. May I? I was torn between wanting to hurt her badly, and laughing. At first I thought she might have been playing for the cameras, but now I think that she's just. that. spoiled. Holy lord.

And the maid! Nick, baby, considering the state of that house, I'd say that 20 bucks an hour is a *bargain*.

Two pairs of panties. Two bras = 795.00
The look on Jessica Simpson's face = priceless.

That was hilarious. Poor thing, she did look slightly panicked there for a second. I fear that I'll have to watch this on a regular basis. Let's see, they've been together a year already. I think they'll last maybe one more before they call it quits.

Now I'm off to the Whirling Pit of Desolution and Despair to see what this JC single biz is all about...

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[without-me.livejournal.com]

Now I'm off to the Whirling Pit of Desolution and Despair to see what this JC single biz is all about...

Keep me posted if you learn anything, will ya? Especially if it's good news. Sigh. I was all happy there, for about five minutes or so...

[mitajoey.livejournal.com]

See, what I don't understand about returning the panties is that she JUST bought them. Sure they had a no return policy, but after 5 minutes, I'm sure they could have made an exception. That was ridiculous. I just think she didn't want to be "Jessica Simpson returned something because it was $795." Because obviously she can afford them.

[kaelie.livejournal.com]

I caught my first snippet of the NickandJessica show in the 20 minutes before the VMA pre show started and must say my reaction was identical to yours. With the addition of the thought that when she talks? She gets really un-hot! Like, her stupidity makes her ugly. It's mesmerizing.

[babygotbass.livejournal.com]

I am sooooooooo glad I gave in and watched Newlyweds. It really is too much. Sometimes I can't even watch, I am so embarrassed - Like when she was singing to that guy? So. Embarrassing. Chicken by the Sea. Love it. I hope this show never stops.

[marrymehowie.livejournal.com]

Seriously. It's crack. :)

[shaggyncurly.livejournal.com]

I read, speak, and understand english. Really.

Dude, when I saw that the Chicken of the Sea tease on AH, I was *literally* staring at the screen in disbelief, a slow laugh building deep in my gut.

And the maid! Nick, baby, for that state of that house, I'd say that 20 bucks an hour is a *bargain*.

That's *exactly* what I was thinking. Man, he must be be loaded with 98 degree's money if he's that much of a cheapskate.

Ahh, the life of two sorta popstars.

Now if only J and C would do the m/m version. ;-) What?

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

With the addition of the thought that when she talks? She gets really un-hot! Like, her stupidity makes her ugly. It's mesmerizing.

Mesmerizing, thank you! That's it exactly. I was both appalled and amused.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Sure they had a no return policy, but after 5 minutes, I'm sure they could have made an exception. That was ridiculous. I just think she didn't want to be "Jessica Simpson returned something because it was $795."

I'm tellin' ya! That look on her face was just too hilarious. I felt bad about laughing at her at first, but God. Such a spoiled princess. Jesus.