Four day weekend!

[foxmonkey]

Whee!!! Long weekend! Three days! Tuesday off! Mwahahahahaha! Yes, this fills me with insane glee.

I took a hit of the crack that is Nick&Jessica. I want to smack her just once. May I? I was torn between wanting to hurt her badly, and laughing. At first I thought she might have been playing for the cameras, but now I think that she's just. that. spoiled. Holy lord.

And the maid! Nick, baby, considering the state of that house, I'd say that 20 bucks an hour is a *bargain*.

Two pairs of panties. Two bras = 795.00
The look on Jessica Simpson's face = priceless.

That was hilarious. Poor thing, she did look slightly panicked there for a second. I fear that I'll have to watch this on a regular basis. Let's see, they've been together a year already. I think they'll last maybe one more before they call it quits.

Now I'm off to the Whirling Pit of Desolution and Despair to see what this JC single biz is all about...

Comments

[kaelie.livejournal.com]

I caught my first snippet of the NickandJessica show in the 20 minutes before the VMA pre show started and must say my reaction was identical to yours. With the addition of the thought that when she talks? She gets really un-hot! Like, her stupidity makes her ugly. It's mesmerizing.

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

With the addition of the thought that when she talks? She gets really un-hot! Like, her stupidity makes her ugly. It's mesmerizing.

Mesmerizing, thank you! That's it exactly. I was both appalled and amused.