What you don't know is that my butt cheeks have been laced with a special drug that will help you endure the plane ride. I'm a freaked-out flier myself, so I sympathize.
It's a time-release drug, activated by the smell of jet fuel. By the time you're safely buckled in your seat, you'll be flying higher than the plane without a worry in the world.
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Date: 2003-07-15 04:13 pm (UTC)Ha.
Ha.
;-)
What you don't know is that my butt cheeks have been laced with a special drug that will help you endure the plane ride. I'm a freaked-out flier myself, so I sympathize.
It's a time-release drug, activated by the smell of jet fuel. By the time you're safely buckled in your seat, you'll be flying higher than the plane without a worry in the world.
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