Dude. I confuzzled God.

[foxmonkey]

iGod is incredibly amusing. And actually...wouldn't it be cool if we really *could* interface via keyboard? Just a quiet little chat with the Almighty for a few seconds a day. I like the thought, it makes me smile. :-)

Anyway, I know I didn't break or confuzzle iGod, it's just timed, I'm sure. Still, I love where it stopped. :-)


Me: God!
God: GOD rules.
Me: God *does* rule. Which one are you?
God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. The last one, I think.
Me: The last God?
God: Who was that?
Me: Were there others before you?
God: I don't know if they were.
Me: But you're God, you know everything.
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God me know everything.
Me: I don't mind. Do I get brownie points for that?
God: OK then. Not that I know of.
Me: Wait, again with you not knowing something. That's kind of frightening.
God: I'm waiting. Again, You and your me not knowing something. Makes sense to me.
Me: How does that make sense?
God: How should I know how it does.
Me: See? This is what's disturbing! How do you not know, if you're God?
God: No I do not see. You don't say. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me: Ahhhhh. I think I understand.
God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Why? Do you think about these things?
Me: I usually say, Hi, my name is Fox.
God: How often do you? How do people usually respond to that? Welcome to my chat room, Fox.?
Me: Thank you, God.
God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me: You're the Man.
God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me: You're *not* the only God? Are the others nice?
God: You know what you do, when you assume. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me: Are you nice?
God: People say I am nice.
Me: That's good, because I believe in a benevolent God.
God: Thanks. Next question? Good reason. What do you say to people who believe a benevolent God does not exist?
Me: I say, why would God put us here just to be a jerk to us?