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[I originally posted this yesterday but I think it got lost somehow, because I never saw it turn up on my friends list. Reposting it because these lyrics NEED to be shared with the world.]

Here's one for those of us who are riding the express lane to hell in our sparkly handbaskets. Found this on the Mercury New Music Sampler, a compilation disk I bought at Half-Price Books during one of my cheap music sprees. Oh my God, she is to laugh.




Little Dudes
by Pee Shy


Well, I got some friends of mine,
And on Monday nights we pass the time.
One drinks beer and one drinks gin,
We like the little boys and not the men.

We keep our eyes open for the little dudes
Because they never try to tell us what to do.
Well, they look real cute in they baggy clothes
Some gots an earring in they nose.

Where are you little dude,
Don’t you know I’m in love with you?
Well, I ain’t old enough to be your mom,
But you were six years old when I went to the prom.

Where are you little dude,
Don’t you know I’m in love with you?
Well, you hardly have to shave around that smile,
Please don’t think I’m a pedophile.

My beer-drinkin’ pal likes ‘em kinda geeky,
Tape on the glasses and clean and squeaky.
Well, you know she rocks all the little dudes’ worlds
‘Cause she’s a full-grown woman lookin’ just like a girl.

My other girlfriend got a mouth full of braces,
Likes the white trash dudes at the greyhound races.
She’s a sexy mama got big dark eyes,
Makes this one little dude just run and hide.

Where are you little dude,
Don’t you know I’m in love with you?
Well, I ain’t old enough to be your mom,
But you were six years old when I went to the prom.

Where are you little dude,
Don’t you know I’m in love with you?
Well, you’re makin’ me feel like a naughty lady.
Thinkin’ ‘bout Greg and Mrs. Brady.

I drove this little dude home one day
He asked for my age along the way. I said,
“When you were born I was already ten.”
I never saw that little dude again. (Never, never.)

Where are ya, little dude?
Where are ya, little dude?
Where are ya, little dude?
Where are you, little dude?

Date: 2006-01-08 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxmonkey.livejournal.com
lmfao

LMFAO, indeed. ;-)

Date: 2006-01-08 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caitinlv.livejournal.com
Oh, man. There's a kid named Shane at the place I got my car audio system installed, and yeah. This could be our theme song.

I had to scroll back and check your last few entries, cuz they never showed up on my FL. Yay for LJ gremlins who hide entries.

Date: 2006-01-08 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxmonkey.livejournal.com
had to scroll back and check your last few entries, cuz they never showed up on my FL. Yay for LJ gremlins who hide entries.

So it wasn't my imagination, then! Good to know. Thanks for the confirmation!

This could be our theme song.

I first heard this after some friends at work and I had been talking about our insanely inappropriate crushes on *cough*Rupert Grint*cough*. I nearly fell off my chair laughing when I heard it. ;-)

Date: 2006-01-08 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caitinlv.livejournal.com
At least you're crushing on a fictional boy! Mine is real and OMG lives very close to me. Meep.

Date: 2006-01-08 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxmonkey.livejournal.com
Mine is real and OMG lives very close to me. Meep.

Oh. My. Yes, that's meepworthy. ::boggles::

In other news, I'm digging the bag in yuor icon. What is it?

Date: 2006-01-08 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxmonkey.livejournal.com
*your*, even. ::le sigh::

Date: 2006-01-08 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caitinlv.livejournal.com
It's Versace, and that's Halle Berry holding it. The bag is a little big & blingy for me but I'm hypnotized by it anyway.

Date: 2006-01-08 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com
ahahahahahaha! any little dude in particular you're thinking about?

Date: 2006-01-08 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxmonkey.livejournal.com
ahahahahahaha! any little dude in particular you're thinking about?

He may or may not have red hair. Hahahahahahahaha! ::runs::

Date: 2006-01-08 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com
oh really now...

Date: 2006-01-08 01:30 pm (UTC)
rikes: (We met when we were almost young)
From: [personal profile] rikes
I went to check your journal and found four posts that had never showed up on my friendslist. Weird.

Date: 2006-01-08 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxmonkey.livejournal.com
I know what was happening - I had a future-dated post locked to myself so it would show up at the top of my LJ. Everything I posted after that be marked as back-dated, even with the current date (makes my head spin!), in order for LJ to take it. But for some odd reason, none of the back-dated posts were showing up, even though they had the appropriate date and time stamps. *Weird*. I had to un-future!date the one I wanted to stay on top and back-date it a few days. It's no longer on top, but now my posts are showing up the way they should. And that was probably waaay more than you wanted to know. :-D <- sheepish grin

Date: 2006-01-08 07:41 pm (UTC)
rikes: drawing of a fairy, with cherry blossoms (Olis yks tyhmä kysymys!)
From: [personal profile] rikes
No no, that's actually really useful info! I had no idea that it could happen. Thanks!

Date: 2006-01-08 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] addictedkitten.livejournal.com
Glenda just sent me here because clearly this song is my anthem. Oh man. (Or, boy.)

Date: 2006-01-08 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxmonkey.livejournal.com
Glenda just sent me here because clearly this song is my anthem. Oh man. (Or, boy.)

Bwahahahaha! Posted with the appropriate icon, I see. ;-)

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