Three Boobgate-related articles - varying degrees of snark and humor.

Seen around the internet. Cutting because these are long.

( Yikes! JC's a dork? What? This one is insane. )

( Good one. Justin not mentioned, though JC is, and not in a bad way. )

( Oh my. )

My non-existent photo manip skills! Behold!

I'm not a very good photomanip-type person. Gasp in disbelief if you must, but it's true. I've supplied the proof.

A few days ago Dacey posted some truly delicious pictures of slutty!rent!boy Justin in her journal. Choice Grade A Prime, here. In leather pants, natch. I fell in love with the last one.

Ogle the rent boy! For free! (The ogling, not the rent boy.)

I was immediately enamored of the pants, and fervently wished to see JC in - actually, to see JC in that entire outfit, in just those poses. And at that moment, I burned with the desire to Make It So. You may now laugh at the outcome.

( His head should be a little smaller, and the color correction is wonky... )