Soon to be divorced. Maybe.

[foxmonkey]

See, I need to learn how to work these electronic devices by myself.

The husband got a wild hair up his ass and decided that tonight would be the night he sets the VCR's timer to record. Look honey, no human intervention needed! It's all set and the tape's in. Have I mentioned the fact that we've never done this before?

I don't think he was happy with my original plan (which hasn't failed me yet): Turn TV to channel. Turn VCR on. Put tape in and hit 'record.' Let VCR do its thing. Whee! No human intervention needed! He didn't seem happy that the VCR would be running while we sleep. Oy, I tell ya.

If tomorrow's lead story on CNN is about an Ohio woman who, in a fit of VCR-induced rage, murdered her husband in his sleep, yes, that would be me. ::grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr::

Gotta get up early, or I'd stay up for the boy. JC! I really want to stay up, but I'm already as tired as a person can be. Very tired.

JC, sweetie, I love you. Knock 'em dead. ::smooch::

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[ex_halo669]

but Ms Fox-- I'd just like to politely point out that your mr Fox, has not, so far, taped a documentary on the world's fattest man in the middle of one of your Celeb tour bootleg videotapes.

because, yes-- Mr halo has, in fact, done that very thing. it's now two years later, and I still silently seethe. seethe, I tell you. one minute, there's JC on the screen, all bendy and hot. the next nanosecond, well, hello-- we have the world's fattest man in all his rotund glory.

I was not impressed, Ms Fox. not impressed at all.

JC! it's happening! JC!

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[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

well, hello-- we have the world's fattest man in all his rotund glory.

ROFLMAO! Thanks for that, because I needed a laugh. :-) And yeah, I'd have been fit to kill, too.

The last awards that JC presented...the one where he was on like, fifteen minutes before the end of the show? I taped the whole friggin' thing and hadn't been paying attention, so I didn't know if he'd been on yet. But I figured "probably." I can't remember now what hubs wanted, but yep. VCR off. Does his thing. I log on to LJ and find people squealing about JC's appearance that I had *just* missed. GRRRRRRRRRR.

All this time I've been fooling myself that he's cool with my JC obsession. I think his actions are beginning to speak more loudly than his words.

World's fattest man! ROFL! Right in the middle of a bootleg tape. OMG, I'd be fit to kill.

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[ex_halo669]

All this time I've been fooling myself that he's cool with my JC obsession. I think his actions are beginning to speak more loudly than his words.

ahahahhaa...his cover is blown! I think in my case, the mister is still trying to get me back for slamming the door in his bemused face a while back. well, y'know. I was on the phone with JC. it really couldn't be helped.

ahem.

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[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Yes, two comments to this one, because it's just that bizarre.

A documentary on the world's fattest man? That just kills me.

JC! it's happening! JC!

Yay! Three more days then I'm off Mon/Tues...maybe Wednesday next week, too. It's *finally* happening. :-D

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[ex_halo669]

A documentary on the world's fattest man? That just kills me.

me too ;) I can definitely see the funny side of it-- NOW. back then, not so much. but now, yeah. it's really kinda hilarious. it couldn't have been funnier if we'd planned it :)

[swabian.livejournal.com]

No need to worry. No jury of your peers, who are other JC fans of course, will ever convict you. :)

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[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

No need to worry. No jury of your peers, who are other JC fans of course, will ever convict you. :)

Bwahahaha! Thank you. ;-)