Wherein Fox talks about JC, Eminem, and the Cincinnati show!!!

Man, I've been a big ol' pile of suck about updating this week. Cramps the first half of the week did a damn fine job of sucking my will to live. Waaah! Weird, but I used to suffer intense, crippling agony for one day and then I was fine. Lately they seem to be less intense (though still painful!) and last for like, three days. What the hell, man? Yes, I *love* being a woman, thanks for asking.

Also, thanks for asking but no thanks, the 10 Unpopular Opinions meme. And this is where I go: Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, right. I've discovered recently that I've got enough people who think they know what's going on in my head - emphasis on think. I'll let this one pass by with a wave and a smile.

JC mini-blurbette that's not even a blurbette, even. So wee that it probably takes up less room than a cut tag! It's true! Look!

From the Richmond TimesDispatch online, Music Notes. MELISSA RUGGIERI, MUSIC CRITIC: ALBUM NEWS
The other hot 'N Sync-er, JC Chasez, will finally drop his solo debut, "Schizophrenic," on Jan. 27.

See? Did I lie? Wee.

Concerning Eminem's recent troubles (one article here), I heard a scathing commentary on the radio this morning while driving to work. Not sure if it was local or national programming, but I think it was local. It'll be interesting to see what the local hip-hop/urban station does. Here's what the Hip-Hop Summit Action Network has to say about it.

Is it true that JC's doing Kissmas in Cleveland? On Dec. 18th? I haven't seen anything on my friends list. Cleveland would be better than Cincinnati for me - both my husband and tons of relatives there, I've been there a million times, yakkity shmakkity...unfortunately, it doesn't jibe as well work-wise as the date in Cincinnati. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! On the plus side, it looks as though the husband might ride down with me. :-) Yay! So now I'm going to start hanging around the TicketBastard site. Woohoo! Cincinnati! JC!!!!!!!!!!!

In other news...I think I'm done. Off to be a productive member of fandom.

MSN review of JC's pimptastic white outfit *cough*

And oy, what an outfit. Parlance posted this on the too-old-for-this-crap mailing list. Poor baby. :-)

Paging the "Queer Eye" Guys

J.C. Chasez offers definitive proof as to why the boy band craze died an agonizing death -- even a naïve 'tween would find this Chess King-inspired, white-on-white eyesore a total turn-off. Come on, J.C., you must have a little 'N Sync money squirreled away, enough to buy pants that don't bunch at the ankles (it's called boot cut--try it), shoes that don't have rubber soles, and coats that don't look like they came from the surgical ward. As for the hair situation, we suggest a sturdy razor to remove that so tired soul patch and a good clarifying shampoo to get the 8 pounds of product out of that severe, slicked-back 'do.

Ouch. I think JC needs some cuddlin' after that. I volunteer!

A JC dream! A *good* one!

I meant to post this earlier, but with my bodily ailments sucking my will to live and all, it slipped my mind. scot_ty, this will look familiar. :-)

I think I've only dreampt of JC once, and it wasn't a sexy dream. So imagine my surprise when I had a *very* sexy dream about him Monday morning.

I don't remember the circumstances, but we were at some kind of Chasez family gathering. JC, me, his mom and Dad and one other person...maybe Tyler? were somewhere. I was slightly tipsy, and he was a little more tipsy than me. He was being very affectionate, touching me, smiling. His parents were smiling and being nice about it all. But JC just kept teasing. Running his hands down my arms, laughing and saying silly things. I remember that I was teasing back, and called him "Chasez" a couple of times. I remember being aware that his parents were very close by.

I was sitting on a bench or something, and he got up and stood behind me, and pulled my arms over my head, doing the running the hands up my arms thing again. I laughed and said, "What are you up to, Chasez?" or something similar. He pulled me up and then held me, and his parents are sitting, watching, smiling, and he's all goofy drunk and smiling and happy and he whispers in my ear, "Want to fuck?"

OMG! ROFL! Even in my dream I was shocked. His parents! Right there! But they hadn't heard anything.

I was dismayed, torn because, "JC! Hell, yeah!" and, "Your mom and dad are right here!" That's when I woke up, trying to decide whether to stay and be the good girl in front of Mom and Dad Chasez, or whether to run off and be the bad girl with their son. ;-)

WOW. I was amazed when I woke up. JC, mackin' on me in front of his parents. Woohoo! Go me!