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Justin and Cameron have (allegedly) split?
Because I'm a Google freak, here's the timeline.
Date: Jan. 8th.
Diaz, Timberlake have no plans to marry soon
Date: May 3rd.
Diaz Warns Timberlake Over Cuthbert Friendship
Date: May 19th.
Flirty Diaz Annoys Timberlake
Date: May 20th.
Teary Encounter for Timberlake and Banderas
(foxmonkey subtitle: "Cameron Cruelly Cackles as Singer and Spaniard Bond Over Pixelated Pussy.")
Date: May 30th.
Baby talk by Cameron makes Timberlake uneasy!
Date: May 30th.
Basketball is Timberlake's first love!
Date: June 3rd.
Elisha Cuthbert to Marry
Which brings us to today.
Date June 6th.
Princess imperfect
Date June 6th.
Diaz goes solo: report
They (allegedly) broke up over dinner in Cannes? I've got to wonder if it was the same night she (allegedly) announced (at dinner) that she (allegedly) wants a baby.
Man, this is like bad!fic. Except in bad!fic (*really* bad bad!fic), Trace proposed to Elisha because Justin asked him to - he said it would show Cameron that he (Justin) and Elisha truly are just friends.
Ouch. I think I broke my brain.
edited to add: I added the Justin/Banderas crying and hand-holding bit from the Shrek 2 viewing. Thank you![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
flambeau, for nudging my brain.
Date: Jan. 8th.
Diaz, Timberlake have no plans to marry soon
Date: May 3rd.
Diaz Warns Timberlake Over Cuthbert Friendship
Date: May 19th.
Flirty Diaz Annoys Timberlake
Date: May 20th.
Teary Encounter for Timberlake and Banderas
(foxmonkey subtitle: "Cameron Cruelly Cackles as Singer and Spaniard Bond Over Pixelated Pussy.")
Date: May 30th.
Baby talk by Cameron makes Timberlake uneasy!
Date: May 30th.
Basketball is Timberlake's first love!
Date: June 3rd.
Elisha Cuthbert to Marry
Which brings us to today.
Date June 6th.
Princess imperfect
Date June 6th.
Diaz goes solo: report
They (allegedly) broke up over dinner in Cannes? I've got to wonder if it was the same night she (allegedly) announced (at dinner) that she (allegedly) wants a baby.
Man, this is like bad!fic. Except in bad!fic (*really* bad bad!fic), Trace proposed to Elisha because Justin asked him to - he said it would show Cameron that he (Justin) and Elisha truly are just friends.
Ouch. I think I broke my brain.
edited to add: I added the Justin/Banderas crying and hand-holding bit from the Shrek 2 viewing. Thank you
flambeau, for nudging my brain.
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Even stranger than melodramatically written *good* fiction!
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Fox, you have the inside track. That will be the NEXT article that comes out in this saga. ;)
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bwahahahaha! I'm a future-telling genius, baby! But how cool is it that Trace took the bullet so Justin could look good? Now *that's* friendship.
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At least it wasn't dramatic enough to warrant a huge huff over here. But then again, after the titty-popping incident, I don't think anything timerlake is dramatic enough to warrant another huge huff.
Poor, poor kids in wuv.
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LOL!
At least it wasn't dramatic enough to warrant a huge huff over here.
I wonder if that's because it hasn't been reported by a "legit" paper yet? The blurb appears four or five times on Google, but it's the same one in which the Weekly World News, I think it is, is given as the source. You know how people frown on tabloids. ;-) As we learned with the Justin/Brit split, though, tabloids know what they're talking about a good portion of the time, too.
It'll be interesting to see how this all shakes out.
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Maybe she didn't like it when he held hands with Antonio Banderas. ;)
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I should add that to the timeline! "Cameron cruelly cackles as singer and Spaniard bond over pixelated pussy."
Wow. Sometimes I amaze even myself. ;-)
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Yeah, God forbid the man should want to talk about something as inconsequential as his album! I'm glad to see these reporters have their priorities straight. /sarcasm
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Hmm.
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Yes and yes, that's it exactly. To make the situation even more tragic for the real Justin and Cameron, their look-alikes have fallen in love and plan to be married.
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One can hope.
Also? The minute Kati reads this entry, she will emit a high-pitched squeal that will scramble the frequencies of NASA's space probes.
So that'll be fun.
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LOL! Thanks for the warning. When my eardrums shatter unexpectedly, I'll know the cause. ;-)
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And Scotty too!
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Because that is highly unlikely but funny as hell, I laughed until I had a coughing fit. ;-)
I'm tellin' ya, Britney's going to Challenge. She'll probably play the Daze/Knights tourney.
Once the Timberlake/Diaz split hits the legit press (and Britney's announced as a Challenge participant), the JJB is going to explode. *Explode.*
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I did, in fact, squeel and flail. Quite loudly. But then I gathered myself and read through the articles.
And squeeled some more!
My favorite part was where she broke up with him because she's not taken seriously in Hollywood because she's dating a pop star. She reminds me of a girl in my cabin at camp who everyone hated. The girl would check her camp mailbox everyday and yell at me that people were stealing her notes. I had to bite my tongue and say "No, sweetie. No one is writing you any notes because they hate you, but believe what you want."
DING DONG THE BITCH MIGHT BE GONE! Which old bitch! The Cameron bitch!
*spins*
*twirls*
*falls*
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Besides, even though I suspect there's a large kernel of truth here, we don't have a legit source yet. But I'll stockpile bandaids for you for when the news hits from a reputable source. ;-)
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oh please, oh please, oh please!