Zoo Magazine UK review!

[foxmonkey]

Don't remember seeing this one yet. Courtesy of Manda2119 in this post at the JJB - no funny name! My brain's still fried from work, can't be clever just yet. ;-)

Source: Zoo Magazine UK

JC Chasez, Schizophrenic (Jive)

He "chasez" skirt

What's the story?

Timberlakes's innuendo pop sounds like kids stuff next to this filthy offering from fellow N*syncer Chasez.

Why buy it?

He sings about wanking, lezzers and how much sex he has in a funky style that sounds like Prince had he not become a jazz-experimental God-botherer.

How many decent songs?

Thirteen out of 17. Just say no to the ballads.

The bottom line.

Playboy for the ears.

**** out of 5


Why oh why, do the ballads get no love!? Still, four out of five stars! Go, boy.

Comments

[swabian.livejournal.com]

Playboy for the ears ::giggles::

And, um, I'm not a big fan of the ballads either. ::runs and ducks::

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

And, um, I'm not a big fan of the ballads either. ::runs and ducks::

What!? Blasphemy!!! 'Dear Goodbye' is growing on me, but I loved 'Lose Myself' and 'Build My World' from the very first spin. You're a heathen, but I'll give you points for liking JC. ;-)

[myorangecrush.livejournal.com]

Zoo mag is a boys/men mag full of boobs, sport and more boobs. To get 4 out of 5 is great!

G

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Zoo mag is a boys/men mag full of boobs, sport and more boobs. To get 4 out of 5 is great!

Ooooh, that *is* good. "Playboy for the ears." I love that!

[myorangecrush.livejournal.com]

It's really one of those ones you don't realise how good it actually is till you know the magazine. I honestly would have said they would have totally trashed it, so getting 4/5 is so amazing

*proud of my fellow countrymen for digging the Chasez*

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

*proud of my fellow countrymen for digging the Chasez*

You seem to embracing him in a big way. :-) I hope he's successful there!

[myorangecrush.livejournal.com]

Me too - but in a way - he's like our little secret too, and if he blows up then loads of other people will be in on it.

Dammit - I want those good seats when he tours, no teenies allowed!

(3 weeks on Saturday I go see him - yay!)

G

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Dammit - I want those good seats when he tours, no teenies allowed!

I feel evil for saying it but yay! +18 show! I'm ridiculously excited. :-) Two shows in one night! Two, count 'em, TWO!

[myorangecrush.livejournal.com]

Any club show will be 18+ I guess in this country, but there's not really the facilies out side of London. Doing University gigs would be the best really - esp if he did Keele (right by me).

[i-amthecosmos.livejournal.com]

jazz-experimental God-botherer.

I now have a new favorite insult. "You jazz-experiemental God-botherer!" That so rocks.

[toxica939.livejournal.com]

4 out of 5? From a lads mag? We love the Chasez over here!

I'm not surprised the 20 year old males over here don't like balads. Let's be honest, all they really like is "Wanking, lezzers and sex" they're not exactly a sophisticated bunch lol.

But that kind of support here? That means us Brits don't just think he's cute (although he is!) it means we think he's cool. And actually talented. I've yet to see him on a show over here where they haven't commented on his talent. Over here if you're as hot as JC but the boys still like you. You've made it.

He's well on his way to major success here. If he's cute, cool and actually any good. We'll love him.

Plus the lesbian stuff doesn't hurt lol.


(Is it wrong that I still want him all to myself tho? lol. I want him to be a success but I kinda liked it when he was our little secret over here)