Confederate flag tattoo on his peener?

[foxmonkey]

John Mayer, you exquisite doofus, you make me sad. Still, there are ROFLs a-plenty from hilarious headlines like the following: John Mayer['s] Racist Penis Isn't Interested in Black Women!

Before I even heard about this, my psychic iPod reminded me this afternoon how much I enjoy Mr. Mayer's music, playing - fittingly, as it turns out - the acoustic version of My Stupid Mouth (hahahaha!) from Room for Squares. I made a mental note to see if he's released anything recently that I might want to pick up. Well!

Dear John,

From here on out I'll be purchasing your CDs on a used or secondhand basis. No more dollars for you! How can you write music that I enjoy and be such a juvenile schoolboy when it comes to women? I'm talking about the dish on Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston as well, my friend. Dude! Man up and grow up.

[insert sad face here]

Fox

What the hell led to that Playboy question in the first place? What's he done that would lead to a question about a 'hood pass and whether black women are throwing themselves at him? I'm so confused.

Comments

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

I always thought he was a bit of a douche. I believe he was snarky about Justin back in the day. However, wow.

[brighton-girl.livejournal.com]

How John Mayer gets laid is beyond me. I can't imagine any female star wanting to date him now that he can't keep his mouth shut, and he loves the girl stars. Also, probably won't be invitied back to the parties (Oscars never again).

And well he just does and says stoopid stuff.