Justin and Cameron have (allegedly) split?

[foxmonkey]

Because I'm a Google freak, here's the timeline.

Date: Jan. 8th.
Diaz, Timberlake have no plans to marry soon

Date: May 3rd.
Diaz Warns Timberlake Over Cuthbert Friendship

Date: May 19th.
Flirty Diaz Annoys Timberlake

Date: May 20th.
Teary Encounter for Timberlake and Banderas
(foxmonkey subtitle: "Cameron Cruelly Cackles as Singer and Spaniard Bond Over Pixelated Pussy.")

Date: May 30th.
Baby talk by Cameron makes Timberlake uneasy!

Date: May 30th.
Basketball is Timberlake's first love!

Date: June 3rd.
Elisha Cuthbert to Marry

Which brings us to today.

Date June 6th.
Princess imperfect

Date June 6th.
Diaz goes solo: report


They (allegedly) broke up over dinner in Cannes? I've got to wonder if it was the same night she (allegedly) announced (at dinner) that she (allegedly) wants a baby.

Man, this is like bad!fic. Except in bad!fic (*really* bad bad!fic), Trace proposed to Elisha because Justin asked him to - he said it would show Cameron that he (Justin) and Elisha truly are just friends.

Ouch. I think I broke my brain.

edited to add: I added the Justin/Banderas crying and hand-holding bit from the Shrek 2 viewing. Thank you flambeau, for nudging my brain.

Comments

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite part of that article is the revelation that Justin only talks about "uninteresting" things in interviews. Like his music.

Yeah, God forbid the man should want to talk about something as inconsequential as his album! I'm glad to see these reporters have their priorities straight. /sarcasm