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foxmonkey ([personal profile] foxmonkey) wrote2004-06-06 11:14 am

Justin and Cameron have (allegedly) split?

Because I'm a Google freak, here's the timeline.

Date: Jan. 8th.
Diaz, Timberlake have no plans to marry soon

Date: May 3rd.
Diaz Warns Timberlake Over Cuthbert Friendship

Date: May 19th.
Flirty Diaz Annoys Timberlake

Date: May 20th.
Teary Encounter for Timberlake and Banderas
(foxmonkey subtitle: "Cameron Cruelly Cackles as Singer and Spaniard Bond Over Pixelated Pussy.")

Date: May 30th.
Baby talk by Cameron makes Timberlake uneasy!

Date: May 30th.
Basketball is Timberlake's first love!

Date: June 3rd.
Elisha Cuthbert to Marry

Which brings us to today.

Date June 6th.
Princess imperfect

Date June 6th.
Diaz goes solo: report


They (allegedly) broke up over dinner in Cannes? I've got to wonder if it was the same night she (allegedly) announced (at dinner) that she (allegedly) wants a baby.

Man, this is like bad!fic. Except in bad!fic (*really* bad bad!fic), Trace proposed to Elisha because Justin asked him to - he said it would show Cameron that he (Justin) and Elisha truly are just friends.

Ouch. I think I broke my brain.

edited to add: I added the Justin/Banderas crying and hand-holding bit from the Shrek 2 viewing. Thank you [livejournal.com profile] flambeau, for nudging my brain.

[identity profile] hegemony.livejournal.com 2004-06-06 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that is great! Great! *falls off chair laughing*

At least it wasn't dramatic enough to warrant a huge huff over here. But then again, after the titty-popping incident, I don't think anything timerlake is dramatic enough to warrant another huge huff.

Poor, poor kids in wuv.

[identity profile] foxmonkey.livejournal.com 2004-06-06 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
the titty-popping incident

LOL!

At least it wasn't dramatic enough to warrant a huge huff over here.

I wonder if that's because it hasn't been reported by a "legit" paper yet? The blurb appears four or five times on Google, but it's the same one in which the Weekly World News, I think it is, is given as the source. You know how people frown on tabloids. ;-) As we learned with the Justin/Brit split, though, tabloids know what they're talking about a good portion of the time, too.

It'll be interesting to see how this all shakes out.