Soon to be divorced. Maybe.

[foxmonkey]

See, I need to learn how to work these electronic devices by myself.

The husband got a wild hair up his ass and decided that tonight would be the night he sets the VCR's timer to record. Look honey, no human intervention needed! It's all set and the tape's in. Have I mentioned the fact that we've never done this before?

I don't think he was happy with my original plan (which hasn't failed me yet): Turn TV to channel. Turn VCR on. Put tape in and hit 'record.' Let VCR do its thing. Whee! No human intervention needed! He didn't seem happy that the VCR would be running while we sleep. Oy, I tell ya.

If tomorrow's lead story on CNN is about an Ohio woman who, in a fit of VCR-induced rage, murdered her husband in his sleep, yes, that would be me. ::grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr::

Gotta get up early, or I'd stay up for the boy. JC! I really want to stay up, but I'm already as tired as a person can be. Very tired.

JC, sweetie, I love you. Knock 'em dead. ::smooch::

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[ex_halo669]

but Ms Fox-- I'd just like to politely point out that your mr Fox, has not, so far, taped a documentary on the world's fattest man in the middle of one of your Celeb tour bootleg videotapes.

because, yes-- Mr halo has, in fact, done that very thing. it's now two years later, and I still silently seethe. seethe, I tell you. one minute, there's JC on the screen, all bendy and hot. the next nanosecond, well, hello-- we have the world's fattest man in all his rotund glory.

I was not impressed, Ms Fox. not impressed at all.

JC! it's happening! JC!

[swabian.livejournal.com]

No need to worry. No jury of your peers, who are other JC fans of course, will ever convict you. :)