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MSN review of JC's pimptastic white outfit *cough*
And oy, what an outfit. Parlance posted this on the too-old-for-this-crap mailing list. Poor baby. :-)
Paging the "Queer Eye" Guys
J.C. Chasez offers definitive proof as to why the boy band craze died an agonizing death -- even a naïve 'tween would find this Chess King-inspired, white-on-white eyesore a total turn-off. Come on, J.C., you must have a little 'N Sync money squirreled away, enough to buy pants that don't bunch at the ankles (it's called boot cut--try it), shoes that don't have rubber soles, and coats that don't look like they came from the surgical ward. As for the hair situation, we suggest a sturdy razor to remove that so tired soul patch and a good clarifying shampoo to get the 8 pounds of product out of that severe, slicked-back 'do.
Ouch. I think JC needs some cuddlin' after that. I volunteer!
Paging the "Queer Eye" Guys
J.C. Chasez offers definitive proof as to why the boy band craze died an agonizing death -- even a naïve 'tween would find this Chess King-inspired, white-on-white eyesore a total turn-off. Come on, J.C., you must have a little 'N Sync money squirreled away, enough to buy pants that don't bunch at the ankles (it's called boot cut--try it), shoes that don't have rubber soles, and coats that don't look like they came from the surgical ward. As for the hair situation, we suggest a sturdy razor to remove that so tired soul patch and a good clarifying shampoo to get the 8 pounds of product out of that severe, slicked-back 'do.
Ouch. I think JC needs some cuddlin' after that. I volunteer!
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