Spammy, and fic evasive.

[foxmonkey]

Can it really be classified as spammy if it's the first post of the day? Hmmm. I'm feelin' spammy though, so that might be the difference.

Taking a break from The Fic That Shall Surely Kill Me Dead (TM) to hopefully finish something else. This other thing's been languishing longer than a heroine in a bad Southern novel; I'd like to post it soon and put it out of its misery.

If you don't mind losing a reproductive organ or two, head on over to Dacey's journal. Two shots of the Chasez, at least one of which is bound to make you shiver. I first spied them in saturn92103's journal, but Dacey's worked a bit of photoediting magic on the grainier of the pics. You'll die happy, clutching the tattered remains of your shattered ovaries. JC! In a car! Cracking his neck! Absolutely gorgeous.

All you people going to Challenge can bite me. ;-P I want to see *lots* of pictures, lots of pictures of lots of lovely JC skin. Shorts, yum. Shirtless, better. I want to hear lots of stories. I want to go! Maybe next year. :-(

::plinks penny into piggy bank::

Sob!

Comments

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

This other thing's been languishing longer than a heroine in a bad Southern novel; I'd like to post it soon and put it out of its misery.

This other thing wouldn't happen to be Baby Blue, would it? ::hopes::

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

This other thing wouldn't happen to be Baby Blue, would it? ::hopes::

I really need to be spanked. The next section's underway, and it's on the list of things I want to post before the end of the year... (eep!)

[mostlikelyto.livejournal.com]

I always feel like I'm being spammy. :P

And dude, tell me about it. No Justin/Christina concert for me, no Challenge, nothing. Saving all my pennies for med school application costs. It's not fun.

[saturn92103.livejournal.com]

*bite*

*bite*

*bite*

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

;-)

What you don't know is that my butt cheeks have been laced with a special drug that will help you endure the plane ride. I'm a freaked-out flier myself, so I sympathize.

It's a time-release drug, activated by the smell of jet fuel. By the time you're safely buckled in your seat, you'll be flying higher than the plane without a worry in the world.

foxmonkey = humanitarian

[foxmonkey.livejournal.com]

Saving all my pennies for med school application costs. It's not fun.

::pet, pet::

Yeah, but one day you'll be living it up with a Benz, a Jag and a get-away chalet in the Alps. I, on the other hand, will have to get a second job at McD's to pay for J-14 and Popstar. ;-)

[mostlikelyto.livejournal.com]

Pfft, as if I'd ever be caught dead in a Jaguar!

Seriously, I am way depressed about missing out on all this stuff. I'm young! This is when I'm supposed to have fun! FUN!!! Instead, I sit by the computer and refresh my online transcript to see if my grades have posted yet. Le sigh.

[tallories.livejournal.com]

All you people going to Challenge can bite me.

Ha! Yeah!

....2004? :-)

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[saturn92103.livejournal.com]

It's much appreciated. An old boss of mine also gave me a package of magic altoids which protect fliers.

Between the magic altoids, the Xanax, and the drugs in your ass, I should be good to go.