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A wee Torchwood rant.
OH MY GOD, I HATE GWEN.
I like Torchwood but honestly, I don't know how much longer I can watch Gwen and her "I've only been in the job for three months, but OF COURSE I know better than the rest of you how this operation should be run." Hate her, absolutely.
Susie waves a dying father in Gwen's face -- keeping in mind that Gwen, for all intents and purposes doesn't know Susie -- and of course Gwen snatches Susie right out of the facility on a humanitarian mission. Yes! Susie killed three or four people, including Jack, and tried to kill me, but Oh noes! Her father's dying! Yes, I shall take her out of Torchwood so she can go see him! OH MY GOD, KILLKILLKILL.
And how many friggin' times did we have to hear that "Gwen's so much better than I am! Gwen's a real find! Gwen's fabulous!" OH MY GOD I HATE GWEN AND THIS ISN'T HELPING.
And oh my God, with the throwing around blame. It's your fault! It's my fault! We're both at fault! Hello, it's friggin' Susie's fault, folks. Jesus. You want some fault? Here you go. Because Gwen seems to think she's right just about all% of the time, Susie's dying father is now dead for realz.
OH MY GOD I HATE GWEN. HATE HER. I seriously hope that Martha's five guest episodes are so filled with awesome that she blows Gwen off the screen and Gwen is fired and I never have to hear her on her "we've to to do something!" soapbox again because they'll give her then amnesia drug and friggin' AWESOME DOCTOR MARTHA JONES WILL TAKE HER PLACE.
I hate Gwen. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. Thank you Russell T. Davies. I continue to hate you too. /bile
I like Torchwood but honestly, I don't know how much longer I can watch Gwen and her "I've only been in the job for three months, but OF COURSE I know better than the rest of you how this operation should be run." Hate her, absolutely.
Susie waves a dying father in Gwen's face -- keeping in mind that Gwen, for all intents and purposes doesn't know Susie -- and of course Gwen snatches Susie right out of the facility on a humanitarian mission. Yes! Susie killed three or four people, including Jack, and tried to kill me, but Oh noes! Her father's dying! Yes, I shall take her out of Torchwood so she can go see him! OH MY GOD, KILLKILLKILL.
And how many friggin' times did we have to hear that "Gwen's so much better than I am! Gwen's a real find! Gwen's fabulous!" OH MY GOD I HATE GWEN AND THIS ISN'T HELPING.
And oh my God, with the throwing around blame. It's your fault! It's my fault! We're both at fault! Hello, it's friggin' Susie's fault, folks. Jesus. You want some fault? Here you go. Because Gwen seems to think she's right just about all% of the time, Susie's dying father is now dead for realz.
OH MY GOD I HATE GWEN. HATE HER. I seriously hope that Martha's five guest episodes are so filled with awesome that she blows Gwen off the screen and Gwen is fired and I never have to hear her on her "we've to to do something!" soapbox again because they'll give her then amnesia drug and friggin' AWESOME DOCTOR MARTHA JONES WILL TAKE HER PLACE.
I hate Gwen. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. Thank you Russell T. Davies. I continue to hate you too. /bile
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Ianto...what does he do!?!?
Owen...hypocrite much?
Tosh...pretty decor and all but still relies on Jack.
Gwen...still busy thinking like a cop not a space cop.
Jack is the only one there in that group that can make decisions;ones that hurt and bleed,but can do them.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
where's James Marsters!?!?!? We need him now.
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Exactly. And if she wants to be a cop, please, please, PLEASE, let her go back on the beat and get her the hell off my show. Please. HATE HER.
Ianto...what does he do!?!?
Flirts very prettily with Jack. And makes coffee. ;-)
Tosh...pretty decor and all but still relies on Jack.
See comment above. From what I've seen so far, she's pretty useless. Is she supposed to be some computer badass? 'Cause no, haven't seen that yet.
Owen...hypocrite much?
He skeeves me in hundred different ways. Again, I hope these people aren't supposed to be the best and the brightest, if so, somebody lied.
I thought it was about JACK and how HE and others try to save the Earth in the 21st century. I don't need to know who is sleeping with whom (or what in Tosh's case!).
Exactly! Jack's what drew me to the show, not some cop who can't seem to wrap her head around her new job. If I wanted to watch a cop show, there are already a few thousand of them to choose from. Yeah, I don't need all that who's-doing-who nonsense either.
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And truly, I miss Jack from DW;this guy is a bit darker and more mysterious than that Jack.
Just give him more to do/save!
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Agreed; I'm disappointed as well. I want more Captain Jack, dammit! The BBC is clearly mocking my pain. ;-p
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